Lonely Goat Turd - Suno
[Verse]
High on a hill sat a lonely goat turd;
He was by himself ‘cuz the goat was through.
Waiting to be eaten by a gross bird
And recycled, turd times two!
[Verse]
Who comes along, but a fair dung beetle,
On sturdy legs that were big and strong.
He called to her, yes, he softly wheedled,
“Baby, won’t you dance along?”
[Chorus]
Hey, ho! Life of a goat turd
Hey, ho! Footloose and free
Hey, ho! Life is so absurd
Won't you dance with me?
[Verse]
Then they danced through the meadow.
Then they rolled down the hill.
He fancied he was her beau
Man, this was such a thrill!
[Verse]
She took him back to her hidey-hidey,
Shaping up to be a dream come true!
When she trimmed him down ‘cuz he was too widey,
finally, he thought to think it through.
[Chorus]
Hey, ho! Life of a goat turd
Hey, ho! Footloose and free
Hey, ho! Life is so absurd
Won't you dance with me?
[Verse]
Now he’s the meal of a fair dung beetle;
Kids came home and had a snack or two.
And he’s kinda wishing he’d been eaten by that eagle;
At least with one bite it would be through!
[Refrain]
Hey, ho, life of a goat turd
Say, hey, do a jig or two
Hey, ho, our little goat turn
He's just passing through
[end]
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Jeff Kyser
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