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If Kisses Were Dollars
Had a crazy dream last night
Dreamt I was living in a world
Where kisses were units of currency
First thing I thought of
Was that cute li'l cashier at Walmart
To pay for a $50 item
Would require 50 kisses plus tax
Bringing the total to 60 smooches
I would start shopping for all kinds of stuff
That I didn't actually need
I'd even buy ladies lingerie like bras and knickers
And give them away to my neighbourhood ladies!
In all likelihood I'd go broke
But man, would I be a happy bum
Going to bed now to hopefully pick up
Where I left off...
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Jack Ellison
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