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A Good Pun is its Own Reword

A photon checked into a hotel,
a rather interesting sight.
It was asked "Do you have luggage?"
It said, "No, I'm travelling light."

When I'm at home I like to read books,
and relax in my dressing gown.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I just can't put it down.

Staying in shape is important,
of that there is no doubt.
I keep trying to exercise
but it just isn't working out.

My friend fell into an upholstery machine -
one of the strangest things I've ever seen.
Everyone was shocked and exclaimed "Wow!",
but I can say he's fully recovered now.

Mathematicians are so smart.
Their work is often stunning.
But to the guy who invented zero,
thanks for absolutely nothing!

There was a WWI soldier
whose name was Bobby Pederson.
He survived both mustard gas and pepper spray.
He was a seasoned veteran.

Computer scientists are brilliant,
I must admit.
How much do they like 0 and 1?
Quite a bit.

Copyright © Jim Healey

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