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Did you hear Trump joke he wants to be the next Pope
Did you hear Trump joke he wants to be the next Pope?
Don't he know the Pope ain't allowed to grope?
That a Pope don't appoint advisers who are drunks and smoke dope?
That a Pope don’t give in to vanity by painting their face the color of a cantaloupe?
That a Pope spreads not despair, but genuine hope?
That even one lie a day is for a Pope way out of scope?
And does Trump realize he'd have to convert
from his icky form of Christianity to Catholicism,
and that he could no longer flirt with any random skirt?
And that he'd have to dedicate himself fully not to golf, but to God and the church,
and leave all his brown-nosing billionaire friends in the lurch?
Not according to my research!
And can you imagine Trump's first papal bull?*
From now on, only the rich get to go to heaven,
because heaven is getting to be too damned full!
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Marinus Jansen
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