Diddy DeVil
"Sung to the tune of Disney's song: 'Cruella DeVil'."
Diddy DeVil, Diddy DeVil,
No little green Martian,
Is not who you kill,
You like to yodel, yodel,
At will,
Oh Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, DeVil.
Oh Diddy is mean,
Oh Diddy is fast,
The White House is calling,
For Diddy at last,
The President is dropping like a pill,
Oh Diddy, Diddy, Diddy, DeVil.
When Diddy is caught,
When Diddy is cruel,
When video is shot,
Of a one-sided duel,
The Martians may be fighting for a thrill,
But no one is a draggin' like DeVil.
Oh Diddy, you gambler,
Is Vegas your thing?
Did you spend your money,
To hear Tom Jones sing?
The Martian Menace fighting us is still,
So yodel, yodel, Diddy DeVil!
Copyright ©
Bryan Norton
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