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Indisputably European
You always eat a sandwich with a knife and a fork
You don't think of bacon when you think of pork
You'd likely drop dead from mayonnaise on bread
You'd rather drink wine than beer with a head
You take off your shoes when you enter a house
You don't hug and kiss women in front of your spouse
You sport a clean handkerchief up near the top of your suit
You sport galoshes in the rain instead of shoe boots
You hail from a country that's indisputably European
Unlike your counterpart ~ a Mark Twain Missou-RI-an
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Gershon Wolf
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