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Facebook To Be Inaccessible On Three Dates
Facebook To Be Inaccessible on Three Dates
By Elton Camp
This ghastly news with your friends do share
For about this outrage, I am certain you care
Because Facebook is where my friends reside
To be deprived of their association, I can’t abide
On those dates, my status I cannot update
This is a prospect that I thoroughly hate
And it will be about certain to drive me wild
That I can’t post another picture of my child
The wonderful things my precious dog does do
To share on those awful dates I must eschew
Plus, I really expect that it is gonna make me ill
When I can’t invite any others to play Farmville
Inane quotes it’ll be impossible for me to share
For on those terrible dates, Facebook isn’t there
Due to its drastic impact on the entire nation
There should be a congressional investigation
Dates Facebook is unavailable are listed below
As this is information everyone should know
On these dates, there’s no Facebook, so no fun
February twenty-nine, thirty and thirty-one
Copyright ©
Elton Camp
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