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Hoppity Hopper

It seems I really loved to hop around,
 to have my feet come off, then back on ground. 
I got a pogo stick I used all year
 and wore out quickly once I learned to steer!

 At 15, I was not the same small kid, 
for there were other fun things that I did.
 However, I still liked some childish things
 like Sting Ray bikes and trampolines and swings.

 That year appeared in stores a brand new toy,
 a grand delight for every girl and boy.
 And though a woman I had now become,
 that Christmas I just had to have me one! 

This last big toy of mine I won’t forget
 because it brought me also some regret.
 A toy once you start, you can hardly stop:
 Can you guess? It was the Hoppity Hop. 

This toy was just a big strong rubber ball.
 You’d grip its handles so you wouldn’t fall.
 I loved to bounce around the yard on it, 
and all I had to do was simply sit! 

A boy I kind of liked showed up one day. 
I didn’t know he’d come and seen me play
 until I got up off that crazy ball
 and went to tell him “hi,” but that’s not all. . . 

I learned the back side of my shorts had split.
 The whole time he was there, I never knew it.
 My sisters later told me. Well, that guy
 simply stayed and didn’t bat an eye! 

I felt so idiotic and was sure 
he must have found me kind of immature, 
a grown girl hopping all around her lawn! 
But worse was how I felt once he had gone. 

He’d seen my shorts ripped from behind, and then
 said nothing. I could not face him again. 
So silly! He still liked me after all. . . 
but I abandoned him and that dang ball!

1/15/2022 for Natasha L. Scragg's Funny Memories Poetry Contest

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich

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