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Largest Geode Coffee Table Please
I want the biggest geode coffee table I can get he told the geologist.
Better backtrack I said to my cousin, knowing who he was speaking with.
It is going to be pricey, the geologist warned him, and it will weigh tons.
Not a problem, my cousin told him.
I was shocked, as he lives in a home that does not look too sturdy.
They had to take the roof off of his home.
A gorgeous geode coffee table was dropped into place.
Disappearing into the bowels of the hardwood floors a second later.
They had broken into bits.
The coffee table was now a bunch of little geodes lying in his basement.
My cousin wanted a refund, but he had not read the fine print.
So here we are now, trying to sell these gems for a couple of dollars each
And my cousin is out thousands of dollars
Because he would not listen to me.
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Caren Krutsinger
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