Largest Geode Coffee Table Please

I want the biggest geode coffee table I can get he told the geologist. Better backtrack I said to my cousin, knowing who he was speaking with. It is going to be pricey, the geologist warned him, and it will weigh tons. Not a problem, my cousin told him. I was shocked, as he lives in a home that does not look too sturdy. They had to take the roof off of his home. A gorgeous geode coffee table was dropped into place. Disappearing into the bowels of the hardwood floors a second later. They had broken into bits. The coffee table was now a bunch of little geodes lying in his basement. My cousin wanted a refund, but he had not read the fine print. So here we are now, trying to sell these gems for a couple of dollars each And my cousin is out thousands of dollars Because he would not listen to me.