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On Very Wet Days I Feel So Miserable

Out walking, and I need a leak A toilet I urgently seek There’s now’t but a bush Oops I felt a whoosh Wet panties - I don’t need to peek! I contact my doctor called Emma And explain my awful dilemma That when I need to pee There is such urgency It ruins walks with my pup Gemma I have the solution Doc cries Just try pelvic floor exercise It’ll help with your bladder And will make you feel gladder It’s superb for ladies and guys!

Copyright © Jan Allison

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