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Fruity Fruits Use Flambes Flamboyantly
Go and play golf with a melon ball. Go on. It's great. No don't cut it into segments. How on earth are you going to hit it with the club if you do that? Right, now that is understood line up the melon with the hole and swoop your club. Hold your breath. Wow look at it hurtling through the air! And landing perfectly next to the hole. What a score you have now! Well done. How clever. It is a tee in a tepee and a par for a partridge that swoops a birdie's glance. So now that it is known that melons make marvellous moving mobiles on golf courses it would be quite fitting to retire under a canopy and eat a canapé with the semi clad geese ladies whose cackles can radiate much heat to soar into the atmosphere. Double back slams are background backsliding backwards backlinks breaking and no bullet points today on a page of print means disappointing a whole heap of text that wanted to be put in an organised flow of steeled correctness. So now everyone it is time to play tennis with hard boiled eggs, badminton with aubergine rackets and pears, ski using the peels of potatoes, play baseball with a butternut squash bat and a pea ball, and all while wearing eleven jumpers, ten pairs of sparkly trousers, and a pair of anglers' chest waders. It does get rather warm though so do ensure that a spare change of clothes and a towel are brought along to any of those activities at any time and at any given moment. Placed adjournment can rise from cracks in pavements shouting "salllacrisalla"- It is not noted to be a p f or an a h q format though others might be more philosophical and portray the patterns like a passing palaver of positioned plastercine. Prancing. Ha to all of that and tommorow please enter the sponge contest. The clothes won last year. Most annoying. Z arithmeticians Z at thirty seven noises in a bag of shopping to nineteen numerical nothings. Z
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