Login
|
Join PoetrySoup
Home
Submit Poems
Login
Sign Up
Member Home
My Poems
My Quotes
My Profile & Settings
My Inboxes
My Outboxes
Soup Mail
Contest Results/Status
Contests
Poems
Poets
Famous Poems
Famous Poets
Dictionary
Types of Poems
Videos
Resources
Syllable Counter
Articles
Forum
Blogs
Poem of the Day
New Poems
Anthology
Grammar Check
Greeting Card Maker
Classifieds
Quotes
Short Stories
Member Area
Member Home
My Profile and Settings
My Poems
My Quotes
My Short Stories
My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder
Soup Social
Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us
Member Poems
Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Random
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread
Member Poets
Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest
Famous Poems
Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100
Famous Poets
Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War
Poetry Resources
Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetics
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter
Email Poem
Your IP Address: 3.141.199.214
Your Email Address:
Required
Email Address Not Valid.
To Email Address:
Email Address Not Valid.
Required
Subject
Required
Personal Note:
Poem Title:
Poem
Go and play golf with a melon ball. Go on. It's great. No don't cut it into segments. How on earth are you going to hit it with the club if you do that? Right, now that is understood line up the melon with the hole and swoop your club. Hold your breath. Wow look at it hurtling through the air! And landing perfectly next to the hole. What a score you have now! Well done. How clever. It is a tee in a tepee and a par for a partridge that swoops a birdie's glance. So now that it is known that melons make marvellous moving mobiles on golf courses it would be quite fitting to retire under a canopy and eat a canapé with the semi clad geese ladies whose cackles can radiate much heat to soar into the atmosphere. Double back slams are background backsliding backwards backlinks breaking and no bullet points today on a page of print means disappointing a whole heap of text that wanted to be put in an organised flow of steeled correctness. So now everyone it is time to play tennis with hard boiled eggs, badminton with aubergine rackets and pears, ski using the peels of potatoes, play baseball with a butternut squash bat and a pea ball, and all while wearing eleven jumpers, ten pairs of sparkly trousers, and a pair of anglers' chest waders. It does get rather warm though so do ensure that a spare change of clothes and a towel are brought along to any of those activities at any time and at any given moment. Placed adjournment can rise from cracks in pavements shouting "salllacrisalla"- It is not noted to be a p f or an a h q format though others might be more philosophical and portray the patterns like a passing palaver of positioned plastercine. Prancing. Ha to all of that and tommorow please enter the sponge contest. The clothes won last year. Most annoying. Z arithmeticians Z at thirty seven noises in a bag of shopping to nineteen numerical nothings. Z
CAPTCHA Preview
Type the characters you see in the picture
Required