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I love conversations midway


Reasons you might be a serial killer

-all your lampshades are made from human skin

-all 3 of your chainsaws are always fully fuelled

-your wallpapers is hundreds of pictures of a rocking horse ridden by a gorilla

-you live in the basement of the asylum with all your ex therapists

Not to do with the poem but could zombies smile

Normally I would bait your breath
was craving some razor clams
eat them sitting in the elm tree
at the end of nightmare street
Misses V
Never played hockey but plenty of masks
Hand me a ball
Don’t give me no lectures
Shut it you shoop
Working to play
Slicing J ack with an axe shines amazingly 

Mire mire as I take the mic
Hello from between

-you consider attempted murder is a fail

-your closets are made from skeletons 

I mean how terrifying would that be a smiling zombie

-you can’t get your frozen peas in the fridge for heads

-your living room has meat hooks hanging from the ceiling 

Who’s the creep in the jeep
Screamed at the ghost as it faced me

-Chuck me that doll let us be good friends

Without the why where would the s and k be



Spring may heal but who gives a jack

-your pets are buried in layers

-all your poetry starts with the word kill

-saw John he said to shut your trap

Copyright © Christopher Quigley

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