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Mass Murderer Gets a Backhoe

Mass Murderer thought about changing careers;
the chase was still chill, but the cleanup, too hard.
He bought him a backhoe, and oh, what a thrill!
He’s burying bodies all over the yard.

Copyright © Jeff Kyser

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