Get Your Premium Membership

Read Artificially Poems Online

NextLast
 

I believe I may be Artificially Intelligent

I believe I may be Artificially Intelligent
For many of my lessons were taught by fools
Y’know, those pencil pushing test correctors
The teachers in all the schools

They gave us tests to ascertain
The truth of what they knew
That we’d complain about a D
On assignments over due

Taught us to write sentences
A task that seemed so dire
We went to sleep wrestling with
A dangling modifier

Teachers in the science lab
Their eyes slightly askew
Kept a clear path to the door
Never knowing what we’d do

Yet as it seems with all success
Like the day I hit a homer
I got to wear a funny hat
And pick up a Diploma

Thus, when they say:  “must be AI”
I flash upon the past
Knowing that the “algorithm”
Would be tossed right out of class.

Copyright © John Lawless

NextLast



Book: Reflection on the Important Things