The next challenge is set..
hhmmmphh game on
Enter contests he says.
But they're boring by the third attempt at rhyme
And my mind cannot keep time.
Nor does it read all the bits you must master
and err is prevalent if you review my disaster
Summer is not my flavour
as autumn I am predisposed...
but to choose one of plenty
I cannot be told.
No! He says, that is not the task.
Choosing one is too easy
For the mind that you grasp
Enter all .. ALL!
Holy crap are you mad!
Its the challenge I've set
Now begone.
What a ratbag!
Irked, quite assuredly
I lay there and pondered
Is he truly serious I wondered?
As i fought with myself on anothers ideas
I perused all the lists rather than smack his ears.
And binary became the attraction so clear
that i dragged my sorry butt out of bed
and now i am here.
Categories:
ratbag, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Polly lie detector test
Will the lie detector test
Clear up all the mess
If we use it on the ratbag Politician,
When he’s trying to impress
Running down our Bessie next
Lie, catches him in the goolies
yes I’m tipping
yes in the bloody court
with lies and crap so fraught
when the liar get beeped
some sweet surprise
never mind the barrister
machine to test your character
machine says you’re an actor
by your cries
it’s no good a bleating
old sheep you’ve been cheating
to be sent down river
by your rotten stinking lies
Don Johnson 7-may-11
i love the diaper comment ....Dr Ram
the buggers sure are bent
need changing like the oil in your car
lots of kicking in the butt
the willful mindless mutts
and voting out some time the crass Galahs
good one mate
Don
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYTa6rkJ6d4
Categories:
ratbag, adventure,
Form: Rhyme