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Ratbag Poems - Poems about Ratbag


Premium MemberGame On

...The next challenge is set..  
hhmmmphh game on
Enter contests he says.

But they're boring by the third attempt at rhyme
And my mind cannot keep time. 
Nor does it read all the bits you must ma...
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Categories: ratbag, humorous,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberEquates To a Single Blood Vessel In the Vast Depth Called Myself

...First name
unique, generous, wondrous, enigmatic, hopeful 
Sister of Madonna, Gail, Chris, Diane and Heather
Lover of life, puzzles, people's laughter and language
Who feels loves intensity with ...
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Categories: ratbag, friend,
Form: Bio



The Drama Queens Downunder

...Mate I reckin’ I get some real ding bats visiting me
I’m fed up to the teeth and pissed off as can be
Streuth I swear that last one was one big big drama Queen
Her Type you’ll meet in the outback ...
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Categories: ratbag, satire,
Form: Rhyme

Polly Lie Detector Test

...Polly lie detector test

Will the lie detector test 
Clear up all the mess
If we use it on the ratbag Politician,
When he’s trying to impress
Running down our Bessie next
Lie, catches him in t...
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Categories: ratbag, adventure,
Form: Rhyme

Wharfie

...WHARFIE

Twenty years ago I drove a bus in 1970 day or night, 
For Brisbane council yes I drove blue panthers I'm no skite. 
To New Farm Wharf I drove a load of passengers alright 
But one big W...
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Categories: ratbag, adventureme, self, me, self,
Form: Rhyme




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