You take the high road, I'll take the high road
You ain't gettin' away that easy
I'm on to your tricks, I'm a pretty smart cookie
But some things make me queazy
Like a beautiful woman dressed like a man
On second thought that's kinda kinky
A well tailored suit can look oh so good
If the lady is sexy and slinky
Another strange sight is a man in high heels
Unless his legs are real shapely
But this is certainly quite out of the norm
So you must do it very discretely
Okay I've decided gonna climb outta the box
And live like the world's almost over
When the bomb goes off, last sight you'll see
Me in high heels in the clover
Categories:
queazy, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Abacus yacht boats pleasy
Banana boats are queazy
Catamaran boats squeezy
Dinghy boats all out easy
Eagle Craft boats too cheesy
Fishing boats yet so breezy
Game boats crazy uneasy
Houseboats creepy sneezy
Inflatable boats fizzy
Jet boats so smokeeasy
Kayak boats much so creasy
Lifeboats namely are busy
Motor boats mainly teasy
Narrowboats are but woozy
Origami boats leasy
Pontoon boats namely weasy
Q-Ship boats likewise greasy
Rider boats rather wheezy
Sedan bridge boats are flimsy
Trawler boats just as queasy
U-boats notably dizzy
Vessel boats sure are squeasy
Wakeboard boats easy-peasy
Xebec boats rather frenzy
Yacht boats are indeed sleazy
Zille fish boats funny fuzzy
Categories:
queazy, simile,
Form: Acrostic
You take the high road, I'll take the high road
You ain't gettin' away that easy
I'm on to your tricks, I'm a pretty smart cookie
But some things make me queazy
Like a beautiful woman dressed like a man
On second thought that's kinda kinky
A well tailored suit can look oh so good
If the lady is sexy and slinky
Another strange sight is a man in high heels
Unless his legs are real shapely
But this is certainly quite out of the norm
So you must do it very discretely
Okay I've decided gonna climb outta the box
And live like the world's almost over
When the bomb goes off, last sight you'll see
Me in high heels in the clover
© Jack Ellison 2013
Categories:
queazy, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
I knew something was wrong Not quite right The minute I took a bite My stomach turning and twisting Feeling incredibly queazy No dancing tonight Something a little more easy No problem my love Together we will watch a flick I don`t know Starting to feel very very sick Oh my God What do you mean Quick look in the mrror You`ve turned totally green No more green apples Ever for me Next time juicy red Right from the tree
Categories:
queazy, health, green,
Form: Rhyme