Whine Producer
Miracle Man
7/23/2024
Constantly ticking is our grandfather clock,
and with each night’s chime it puts me shock.
My ears are weary of this uninterrupted talker,
it’s hard to escape this loud mouthed stalker.
Often, with disgust, I watch the pendulum swing,
other than it’s beauty I find nothing that’s soothing.
Always near day’s end someone continues to rewind,
and at each suggestion seems I’ve always whined.
I suppose I could find something entertaining to do,
because hearing it’s chime always makes me spew.
The options I see at hand are to continue to blister,
Or load this sucker up, and deliver it to my sister.
Categories:
producer, angst, humor,
Form: Couplet
Sleep with a producer, - and for sure, after,
Become a greatest actress, and no other way!
And what to do a male, who want to be an actor,
Who not a talented and he not yet a gay?
Categories:
producer, funny,
Form: Quatrain
(This is a fictional poem)
I was a rich Hollywood producer but now I'm broke.
My last film ruined my career and that's no joke.
I didn't know that my movie would flop.
My wife left me because there was no money for her to shop.
It's embarrassing to go from being a millionaire to being in the unemployment
line?
I just got a new job, does anybody need their shoes shined?
Categories:
producer, funny, husband, wife,
Form: I do not know?