Privates Poems - Poems about Privates

...Careless stepping over the sole onto the tongue taking foothold tingling the leg crawl bravery perhaps unwise direction the venomous creep dreadful little faces with large vengeance ......Read the rest...

...Where are the rainbows that follow the storms? Now out in-front they say – so different truth's night and day – Where are the teachers so trusted for care? – our little ones who now stare......Read the rest...

...I had to come round, word on the street tells me you were caught in bed with big Brenda. Well, let me just put that rumour to bed right now. I wasn’t in bed with her, she was showing me somethi......Read the rest...

...The Dachshund’s a marvel on skis Little legs that stop short of its knees It can schuss like a pro Making furrows in snow (Though its privates are given to freeze)......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

...The Bichon Frise The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou That the crowd duly wowed has to coo ‘Til the dog starts to droop And its owner to scoop Some acutely embarrassing doo The ......Read the rest...

...Listen, my dears, and I'll tell you a tale Of a princess, a pirate, and glory. There's a shipwreck, a rescue, A romance, a ransom, And a handicapped whale in the story. There once was a prince......Read the rest...

..."Reduced, the mechanical universe -- which includes man -- naught is but countless quantum particles of force and matter in one vast void." -- the Reality minus the magic * * ......Read the rest...

... They were wavy heart told, there was a silver star-shaped pot of gold at the end of the hellstorm rainbow This was the time-honored private talk to the latest crop of pawn fodde......Read the rest...

...Punched in her "privates" and face A judge ruled is not out of place "She did not say 'No!'" So justice will show Our disgrace to the human race! *Trevor Bauer's mother must be very proud of her son's......Read the rest...

...2nd HALF - due to Poetry Soups file size limitation - How My Sister and I Duped a Crook “You’re not hard to look at, hon! He ......Read the rest...

...The native American and the paleface Each claiming ownership over the place For three hundred years they’d been fighting the fight But peace would be parleyed later that night Senators; soldier......Read the rest...

...Poems about Poets Elemental by Michael R. Burch for and after Dylan Thomas The poet delves earth’s detritus—hard toil— for raw-edged nouns, barbed verbs, vowels’ lush bouquet; each syllab......Read the rest...

...State of the Art (II) These are my "ars poetica" poems about the art and craft of writing poetry. What the Poet Sees by Michael R. Burch What the poet sees, he sees as a swimmer ~~~......Read the rest...

...Cats can lick their own privates, can you? Tried it once, bending in two like a screw Not been the same since So nothing will convince Won't do THAT again, learned my lesson in life's zoo......Read the rest...