A Good Sense Of Humour Blunts The Sharp Blades Of Reality: Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Roll back the clock to Josef Locke
(and not before or after),
in climes where shrines have names like Knock
without provoking laughter.
My father was an army man
(and yet me to beget),
all spit-and-polish, spick-and-span,
and quite the martinet.
Those soldier boys were short on poise
in those benighted days:
the Murphys, Martins and Molloys
were raised in rustic ways.
But Duty Sergeant Kevin Coy,
vesuviously
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Categories:
privates, military,
Form: Rhyme
Privates
How would you define the word “privates”
A low-ranking soldier, or genitals, fancy that
That's quite naughty
Also a bit saucy
Coz sexually, it's well known, I'm a real good catch
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Categories:
privates, fun,
Form: Limerick
Get Your Privates Off the Table
Have you lost your inhibitions?
I don't want to see you in these positions.
This image of you is quite revolting,
I can feel my stomach summersaulting,
displaying yourself in a public place,
a disgusting sight to force on my face,
I can't eat now I'm unable,
get your elbows off the table!
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Categories:
privates, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Privates
Let's see. what's on my silly old mind today
Maybe stuff that won't lead you guys astray
Though I sometimes do wander
When my mind strays yonder
Eventually, I recover and my privates I tuck away
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Categories:
privates, fun,
Form: Limerick
Privates
How do you define the word “privates”
A low-ranking soldier, or genitals, fancy that
Being quite naughty
A wee bit saucy
Cause sexually, I'm really quite a great catch
...
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Categories:
privates, fun,
Form: Limerick
Privates Usa Stood Up To United Nation
There air land and sea and at home on the green green
grass of America Privates or service stood up to General
of other lands Blast and awesome skys of red white
and blue for Liberty Justice were even we go and rights
to freedom the flag waves on our shores and ever more
we stand divide to divide and
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Categories:
privates, devotion, god, america, freedom,
Form: ABC