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Privates Poems - Poems about Privates


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How would you define the word “privates” A low-ranking soldier, or genitals, fancy that That's quite naughty Also a bit saucy Coz sexually, it's well known, I'm a real good catch...

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Categories: privates, fun,
Form: Limerick
Get Your Privates Off the Table
Have you lost your inhibitions? I don't want to see you in these positions. This image of you is quite revolting, I can feel my stomach summersaulting, displaying yourself in a public place, a disgusting sight to force on my face, I can't eat now I'm unable, get your elbows off the table!...

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Categories: privates, funny,
Form: Rhyme



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Let's see. what's on my silly old mind today Maybe stuff that won't lead you guys astray Though I sometimes do wander When my mind strays yonder Eventually, I recover and my privates I tuck away...

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Categories: privates, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Privates
How do you define the word “privates” A low-ranking soldier, or genitals, fancy that Being quite naughty A wee bit saucy Cause sexually, I'm really quite a great catch...

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Categories: privates, fun,
Form: Limerick
Privates Usa Stood Up To United Nation
There air land and sea and at home on the green green grass of America Privates or service stood up to General of other lands Blast and awesome skys of red white and blue for Liberty Justice were even we go and rights to freedom the flag waves on our shores and ever more we stand divide to divide and...

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Categories: privates, devotion, god, america, freedom,
Form: ABC




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