With two left feet
he's clod-hoppery
tho' her little white porkies
are quite whoppery
as he thinks aloud
she's merely frippery
meanwhile she knows
he's really foppery
but slinking around
slippery-sloppery
in sandals she found
flippery-floppery
she came a-croppery
a total eye-poppery
yet flummoxed
gob-stoppery
he refrained
from quippery-flippery
remained on toppery
and maintained
ever chippery
Categories:
porkies, humor, nonsense, silly, word
Form: Rhyme
A young golfer came down from Finghall
to play a complete round as a single.
Then at the Friar's Head
some tall tales he did spread
as there among friends he did mingle.
A veteran of the course at Akebar
believed that this story went too far.
To hole all those birdies
just sounded like porkies
to him and to all who propped up the bar.
During the Covid restrictions one of our poetry group members started writing Limericks for local villages. We are building a collection, so this is my contribution.
Categories:
porkies, golf, humorous,
Form: Limerick