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Porkies Poems - Poems about Porkies


Birdies and Porkies

...A young golfer came down from Finghall
to play a complete round as a single.
     Then at the Friar's Head
     some tall tales he did spread
as there among friends he did mingle.

A veteran of...
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Categories: porkies, golf, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberHoly Mess

...The tip of the fur tree sticks out like a sore candle

Barely visible an angel drowns in a pileup of presents 

Fortunately wrappers and cards are bio-degradable

Each allocated their circumspe...
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Categories: porkies, christmas,
Form: Free verse



Urban Attitude Rhyme Refusal

...I put eyeballs on rivals
as I survive and rise forth
an arrival of an idol
standing Eiffel with force
surprisingly viral 
taking titles and more
in a wave wide and tidal
winning prizes for sur...
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Categories: porkies, urban,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberAmerican Pies and Porkies

...American Pies and Porkies

I’m not American though I spent a year in California the land of beaches Hollywood 
‘flower power’ ‘Big Sur’ with dopey dreams and have walked ‘bear’-foot in Yosemite
t...
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Categories: porkies, community,
Form: Free verse

The Great Bell of Bow

...The Great Bell of Bow

I feel such a Steam Tug and no Porkies
Some Tea Leaf Half Inched me Jam jar

In me local Nuclear Sub you wouldn’t Christmas Eve it
Almost totally Boracic on the way to the Pope...
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Categories: porkies, funny, me, eve, me,
Form: Classicism



The Great Bell of Bow

...The Great Bell of Bow

I feel such a Steam Tug and no Porkies
Some Tea Leaf Half Inched me Jam jar

In me local Nuclear Sub you wouldn’t Christmas Eve it
Almost totally Boracic on the way to me...
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Categories: porkies, funnyme, eve, me,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Reflection on the Important Things