In Heaven One Early Morn
In a bright sun, I had been born;
Then old becoming weather worn;
In poor shape;
Would escape;
Did go to heaven one early morn.
Jim Horn
Categories:
poor shape, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Trump Blunder and Mistake
Was it a mistake or maybe blunder
Destroying bridge he had gone under;
Things appeared to be in poor shape;
Should we experience a great escape?
Struck by lightening before the thunder.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
This is what many would like to
happen to Trump.
He gave a sermon from a vestibule
Then went he haw like a foolish mule
Thought he would be a succulent smarty
Do change over to Democratic party;
Found him dead from a fighting duel.
On and on and on
And then much more on and on
Before Trump is gone.
Why make separate entries for
all of this so it made sense for
me to condense like I like the
cream in my milk.
Categories:
poor shape, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
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Rattling Others Cages
Suppose what you said, I were to renounce
Would on my person you start to pounce
And again another game begin to play
Which was called, "Trying to Get Own Way."
Actually, accordingly to my latest prediction
You surely will have produced much friction
And projected to end up in pretty poor shape
Without any doubt at all, lack any escape.
So if ship shape is way you want to be
Reality is our perfect American Society
Become educated and others do bother
Who you find related to a Family Father.
Heavens to Betsy Ross and God forbid
Was wondrous things that ancestors did
Part of pages of sages through the ages
Who thoroughly enjoy rattling others cages.
James Thesarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Categories:
poor shape, encouraging, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Not End Up Being
They say that she is such a pretty princess
And in my business I am poor and penniless
Maybe what I should do is to stop yakking
Up and down river soon start kayaking.
Will begin taking pictures of birds and bees
Some swimming in water or in tall trees (Egrets)
Others bearing eggs are building a new nest
Others sit in shade getting some much needed rest.
Often it has been known to be a big battle
When up and down river I do try to paddle
And even though thousand times have tried
I always end up going against opposing tide.
This is safest and most perfect thing for me
Now I won't be washed completely out to sea
While I am utterly paddling with persistence
And always will be running into much resistance.
What I did was decide to take my neighbor along
Just in case if anything were to ever go wrong
So that me with poor shape and physical health
Will never be alone ending up all by myself.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/not_end_up_being_695550
Categories:
poor shape, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Couplet