Pollster Poems | Examples


Premium MemberThe Snake On Ps Hill

Oy, he has the answers to all!
He is psychiatrist, pollster,
Self-righteous, pompous 
And that will be his downfall.

Beady-eyed, he is just waiting for you.
A snake charmer who loves to destroy a poet or twenty-two!
When you see him slither down Poetry
Soup Lane,
Better watch out for he  is verified, hurtful!
He will humiliate you, and tryto swallow you with, sharp, famous fangs.

I have been bitten, boy, do I know!
He is coming to poison you with his intelligentsia show.
His name, not signicant, his heart cold 
as ice.
You will know when you have been bitten,
as he shreds poets like Wuhan rice.

Your poetry, your feelings mean little to 
him.
So many of you already think his demeaning
others , is delightfully quite in?
You best not ever disagree with this snake,
He will turn and humiliate you as a fake.

Best ask his permission before you post.
Or you will be a joke, no kidding ,the most?

                    
          7-5-2021
Categories: pollster, abuse, bullying, poets,
Form: Rhyme

Perturbed By Each Pollster

Perturbed By Each Pollster

Politicians are perturbed by each pollster;
Their popularity would refuse to bolster;
Are annoyed;
Not enjoyed;
Should have parked mouth in his holster.

Jim Horn
Categories: pollster, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick


Bolster Polster Who Has Holster

Bolster Polster Who Has Holster

What has been required is to bolster,
Someone who is an accurate pollster;
Fully grown;
Job known,
With writing material found in holster.

Jim Horn

I do believe that God gave me a gift
that I should be utilizing and taking
advantage of. Just think of how may
talents are just laying around and 
going to waste.
Categories: pollster, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

I'Ll Vote My Way, Thanks!

I will not be dismissed as a dunce,
lumped together by Gallup or Luntz.
I will get out and vote
without need to emote
and defy every pollster for once.
Categories: pollster, life, people, philosophy
Form: Limerick
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