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Pmt Poems - Poems about Pmt


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...Reality check... I’ve noticed the Elastic waistband has Started to get even tighter on my wife's pants .... Only I daren't suggest she gives up candy - Lets just say if she doesn't get her d......

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Categories: pmt, body, candy, new year,
Form: Acrostic
Menstrual Tax
...Tax me because I'm a woman Tax me because I bleed Make me pay more tax than men Pay for their unused seed My life is hard enough Without you taxing my menstrual flow A monthly period of blood ......

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Categories: pmt, body, for her, men,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Peace At Last - Collaboration With Rob Bettridge
...There are women who feel a strong need To nag men until their ears bleed In a war of attrition With relentless petition Is a cruel way to make men concede Men wish for a life of pe......

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Categories: pmt, for her, for him,
Form: Limerick
Peace At Last - a Collaboration With Jan Allison
...There are women who feel a strong need To nag men until their ears bleed In a war of attrition With relentless petition Is a cruel way to make men concede Men wish for a life of peace......

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Categories: pmt, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Why Cry
...Why cry? An overwhelming urge to cry, The reason? I’ve no idea why Jittery fluttering in my gut A tension building inside, but What is the reason? still no clue Am I losing control? what to d......

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Categories: pmt, funny,
Form: Rhyme



Once a Month
...She’s doing my head in; I'm at my wits end I reckon she’s losing the plot Her tempers are fierce and her moods have no trend And I’m struggling to deal with the way that she’s got She gives me ......

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Categories: pmt, humorous, stress,
Form: Rhyme
Hot N Cold
...One of those days when we could not agree If I opened my mouth that glance came from she I was going to retaliate but thought let her be Perhaps just a mood or the old PMT This is a good film Well I......

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Categories: pmt, love,
Form: Light Verse
Infertility
...Infertility If anyone told me that one day I would grow to hate you id say that it was a lie, If anyone told me that one day id see you and feel sick to my stomach and right then and there just......

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Categories: pmt, lifeday, me, hate, day,
Form: Rhyme
Pms/Pmt
...Taste these tears Before you say you know... Kiss me softly Before you get up to go... You are unaware That I am drowning Before the flood, Emotionally and physically, Without a drop o......

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Categories: pmt, girlfriend-boyfriend, introspection, life,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry