Joy Out of a Stone
...You may not be able to get blood out of a stone,
But if you can remember back to your childhood,
Chances are you will know to get joy out of one.
Remember the different sound different stones br...
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Categories:
plonking, appreciation, art, beautiful, celebration,
Form: Romanticism
Ruthless Tap Dripping
...drops drip
from leaky tap
plonking annoying plunks
that bore holes in your peace, shattered
Must Stop!...
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Categories:
plonking, anger, water,
Form: Cinquain
Bad 4tnite
... Matt Caliri
Contest Name
New Language
angus plonking wobbletrot,
rode a hoss but should have not,
had trubble with three magigator,
not his tie a gettin straighter,
wid a windsor knott....
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Categories:
plonking, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
Hardover Hec
...Hector Waller
“Hardover Hec” yes they called him,
Yes hard a port, that’s it, right,
If bombs or torpedoes were a falling, crawling,
He’dodge em, with sweetest delight,
The Germans said the...
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Categories:
plonking, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Zorro Swings
...Zorro swings and Zorro falls,
sadly landed on someones balls
excommunicated from the mall,
for gross protracted screaming.
Zorro on the crutch of one,
slapped down by a redneck nun,
pivoted ...
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Categories:
plonking, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
Driven Crazy
...Driven Crazy in 41
You were there in forty one,
When Australia it called,
King an country it was fun,
Adventure it enthralled.
On a hill in Syria,
Death was to be denied,
French Foreig...
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Categories:
plonking, adventuredeath, death,
Form: Rhyme
Dirranbandi Plonking
...Dirranbandi plonking
27Australians and a shearer came to bash Bronco Don in 1945
He was just back from Kokoda killing Japs to stay alive
Some carried beer bottles and others 2 handed sticks
I ...
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Categories:
plonking, adventureold, old,
Form: Rhyme