When urinating into the toilet bowl
...When urinating into the toilet bowl...
yours truly (me) could not help but notice
while living social at various residences
within Montgomery County, Pennsylvania
the following described phen...
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Categories:
pissoir, 12th grade, crazy, house,
Form: Free verse
I Made a Beeline Bustle
...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty
porcelain goddess throne
whereupon earlier today
March 28th, 2022,
after incomplete defecation
sitting pretty on pissoir,
I jiggled and wiggled posterior
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Categories:
pissoir, adventure, animal, blessing, business,
Form: Rhyme
Ain'T Gonna Need No Throne In Heaven-
..."Will there be a need for a throne;
To sit on
In heaven
Fecal matter will it matter
Will we eat and consume manna foods
And do angels discharge sweat and waste
Oh! Are there need for...
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Categories:
pissoir, analogy, anxiety, appreciation, caregiving,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
At Miranda's Whiskey Store Bar
...There life is different
other behavior is fine...
In this whiskey store bar,
where the toilet
is american a...
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Categories:
pissoir, adventure, allegory, allusion, drink,
Form: Light Verse
Art Marcel Duchamp
...How to take a leak
Marcel felt quite an urge when he set out to purge understanding of how to when
we view misconceptions of who is taking the piss now never thereafter and then
A fountain tri...
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Categories:
pissoir, art,
Form: Couplet
The Graffiti of Middle Earth
...Or Bored With The Rings
Carved into a tree in Mirkwood:
Watch out for Treebeard, girls. He's fast!
On a restroom wall in the Shire:
Hoo boy! that Bilbo Baggins,
I'm so tired of His Na...
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Categories:
pissoir, cool, fairy, gender, nonsense,
Form: List