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Pissoir Poems - Poems about Pissoir


When urinating into the toilet bowl
...When urinating into the toilet bowl... yours truly (me) could not help but notice while living social at various residences within Montgomery County, Pennsylvania the following described phen......

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Categories: pissoir, 12th grade, crazy, house,
Form: Free verse
I Made a Beeline Bustle
...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty porcelain goddess throne whereupon earlier today March 28th, 2022, after incomplete defecation sitting pretty on pissoir, I jiggled and wiggled posterior ......

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Categories: pissoir, adventure, animal, blessing, business,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Ain'T Gonna Need No Throne In Heaven-
..."Will there be a need for a throne; To sit on In heaven Fecal matter will it matter Will we eat and consume manna foods And do angels discharge sweat and waste Oh! Are there need for......

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Categories: pissoir, analogy, anxiety, appreciation, caregiving,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
At Miranda's Whiskey Store Bar
...There life is different other behavior is fine... In this whiskey store bar, where the toilet is american a......

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Categories: pissoir, adventure, allegory, allusion, drink,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Art Marcel Duchamp
...How to take a leak Marcel felt quite an urge when he set out to purge understanding of how to when we view misconceptions of who is taking the piss now never thereafter and then A fountain tri......

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Categories: pissoir, art,
Form: Couplet



The Graffiti of Middle Earth
...Or Bored With The Rings Carved into a tree in Mirkwood: Watch out for Treebeard, girls. He's fast! On a restroom wall in the Shire: Hoo boy! that Bilbo Baggins, I'm so tired of His Na......

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Categories: pissoir, cool, fairy, gender, nonsense,
Form: List

Book: Reflection on the Important Things