Pilchards Poems - Poems about Pilchards

...Reissued from a couple of years back… * Twas the night before Christmas and I’d lost me house I had to get home and sneak past me spouse She’d sent me to purchase a......Read the rest...

...Mavis and Gladys from Eskimo Street Were having a good old blether When the doors of the food bank opened And everyone pushed in together Mavis fancied some powdered mash And Gladys a tin of be......Read the rest...

...Pie Eyed (for The Night Before Contest) Twas the night before Christmas and I’d lost me house I had to get home and sneak past me spouse She’d sent me to purchase a dozen mince pies I never e......Read the rest...

...Well I remember yon fine day down by the deep Loch Ness. I cast my fly so far away which soon caused me distress. Instead of hooking trout out there on mud banks thick and messy. Stepped thro......Read the rest...

...Kitted out with a uniform, I felt the part, But the deesire inside is always the art; I was enlisted as a pilot under training, And inoculated, vaccinated in yearning. The medical exam asser......Read the rest...