Pilchards Poems - Poems about Pilchards

...Rum got to his feet and said, “Let’s go play in the street.” Raisin said, “I’m up for that; some fresh air would be neat.” They were soon outside and heard a sound… FLAP FLAP… THUD… TWEET What a s......

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...Rum said, “Hey, Raisin, let’s play in the street.” Raisin looked up and said, “That would be neat.” They rushed through the cat-flap and something went, “Tweet!” And there was a little bird sat at......

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...Reissued from a couple of years back… * Twas the night before Christmas and I’d lost me house I had to get home and sneak past me spouse She’d sent me to purchase a......

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...Mavis and Gladys from Eskimo Street Were having a good old blether When the doors of the food bank opened And everyone pushed in together Mavis fancied some powdered mash And Gladys a tin of be......

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...Pie Eyed (for The Night Before Contest) Twas the night before Christmas and I’d lost me house I had to get home and sneak past me spouse She’d sent me to purchase a dozen mince pies I never e......

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...Well I remember yon fine day down by the deep Loch Ness. I cast my fly so far away which soon caused me distress. Instead of hooking trout out there on mud banks thick and messy. Stepped thro......

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...Kitted out with a uniform, I felt the part, But the deesire inside is always the art; I was enlisted as a pilot under training, And inoculated, vaccinated in yearning. The medical exam asser......

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