Nessie

Well I remember yon fine day
down by the deep Loch Ness.
I cast my fly so far away
which soon caused me distress.

Instead of hooking trout out there
on mud banks thick and messy.
Stepped through flat fish floundering where
I had to battle Nessie.

I wrestled her as you have guessed
though that was not my plan.
I only wished for herring dressed
not pilchards from a can.

It took a while to free the line
that Nessie had entangled.
I found my rod, my tackle, twine
hopelessly were mangled.

She gave a roll of victory
and left at a great rate.
Then I saw looking full at me
her own enormous mate.

Glad to say they went their way
and left me on the bank.
Now each day I sit and pray
and wonder who to thank.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Devonshire Avatar
September 22, 2016 at 4:20 PM
Keith, this delightful poem had me giggling. You tell the story so well and I love the way you ended by wondering whom to thank for escaping Nessie and her "enormous mate." I love this type of poetry! Carolyn
Logan Avatar
September 22, 2016 at 5:30 PM
As a Scot Nessie is one of my favourite females. Not that my wife would understand the attraction.
Callus Avatar
September 21, 2016 at 4:12 AM
Truly enjoyed this entertaining 'Nessie" poem, Keith! I hope that eventually you did get to eat fish:) Regards // paul
Logan Avatar
September 22, 2016 at 4:39 AM
Thank you. I enjoyed writing this even more than my love for fresh fried fish.
Hodges Avatar
September 20, 2016 at 11:20 PM
I really like this poem about Nessie, I heard of this legend for years. This is an interesting and fun write. I always hoped that Nessie was real even the it might be a hoax, but Nessie is cool to write a poem about. Awesome!
Logan Avatar
September 21, 2016 at 3:14 AM
OK, yours is the tipping point. I will show one of my other "Nessie poems" and I sincerely hope you will like it.
Turner Avatar
September 18, 2016 at 11:38 AM
This is some tale, Keith. I don't think I've ever heard of "Nessie" harming anyone, although I am certain, if seen, would be a scary sight. A fun read.
Logan Avatar
September 20, 2016 at 10:32 PM
I don't believe there is any suggestion in this piece that Nessie was in any way aggressive, just big. Even the mate, of my invention, only looked at the man with the line.
Emu Avatar
September 17, 2016 at 6:47 PM
What lurks beneath! Ha, enjoyed the poem Keith. Regards, Craig
Logan Avatar
September 18, 2016 at 6:43 AM
I am glad that this appealed to you. I had fun writing it.
Raha Avatar
September 17, 2016 at 7:27 AM
I love nessie legends,this brought a smile in my face,thank you.
Logan Avatar
September 18, 2016 at 6:42 AM
I'll maybe share one or two others sometime. I also like Nessie enough for her to inspired a few poems.
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