Pigout Poems - Poems about Pigout

...Flackmoth doesn’t think much of Thanksgiving; too much of an expense to his thinking. And besides, turkey never did excite his preferred beer and pizza appetite, much less all those other additio......Read the rest...

...How do you pour the ice out, Without spilling a glass like a spout? Simple, I simply drink till it's all out, Then as I cry I give a shout. How do you pour the sauce out, Without making the ch......Read the rest...

...Upon Discovering A Wishbone... (to late for Hanukkah) I attach very little value, nee doubt to farfetched linkedin phenomena brought about when breaking off the larger section of a wishbo......Read the rest...