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Philanderers Poems - Poems about Philanderers


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...I do not mean to hurt your feelings
That is, if you have any, to hurt.
If so I apologize now for any future offenses
As I will be throwing darts at your picture
As I compose this ne’er to be post...
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Categories: philanderers, fun, funny, satire, word
Form: Free verse

Is Rip Enough

...Everyday people live us here on earth 
To join the underworld through death
Those on earth
Begin to mourn them
And in a bid to say farewell
Wish they could rest well

But is RIP Enough?
Can i...
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Categories: philanderers, absence, death, earth, good
Form: Rhyme



In the End

...Politicians…

Married  
to the sound
of their own voice

Divorced
from those
who elected them to serve

Philanderers
of a 
bigger truth

Infidels 
in the end
  —only to themselves
 
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Categories: philanderers, political, truth,
Form: Free verse

Michiganderer Philandered and Rachel Maddow

...Michiganderer Philandered and Rachel Maddow

She is most modest and not a mad cow
Which is why we love Rachel Maddow
Now or brown or full blown all over town
She is none other than Maddow world ...
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Categories: philanderers, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Couplet

Union of Sanders Soviet Republic Ussr

...Union of Sanders Soviet Republic USSR

There is a union of socialists who like Sanders
Phallic symbol of those who are philanderers
That have come up with a huge cavalcade
Of many solutions seem...
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Categories: philanderers, humorous,
Form: Couplet



Be-Traeus

...The C.I.A. guy spilled the beans,
Quite possibly, in bed.
He should have stuck to sharing secrets
With his wife instead.

Since national security
Might really be at stake,
He had to quit when they fo...
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Categories: philanderers, introspection, people, political,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things