Peloton Poems - Poems about Peloton

...Push 'em, pull 'em, dip 'em, and squat 'em Whatever you do just don't neglect 'em Aptly say no to loose and flabby And yes to tight 'cause loose is too shabby No gym membership, Bowflex, or P......Read the rest...

...I asked a slug “tell me of beauty” He passed me a slimy smile And sped away. Who would trust a Ferret With the family jewels? Do they make tiny Peloton wheels My hamster is getting fat. ......Read the rest...

...I saw a CEO in her workout suit riding on a Peloton when there was a toot 'Dominos Delivery,' rang the voice, 'Your pizza is still hot' CEO opened the window just enough, saying 'Than......Read the rest...

...Inextricably rooted with hair fixation As a lad in grade school, yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive, oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid, whose voice exhibited a severe nasal twan......Read the rest...

...I am slid into the core of the big white tube. It will reveal all my moving parts all the flagging and wheezing organics that reside in the same apartment block, share the same airducts and plumb......Read the rest...

...(alternately titled no particular reason: bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar seven salad dressings from deep freezer and lettuce deign at your plea azure.) Graced with boyish good looks, inno......Read the rest...

...The Gentle Ride A light breeze brushed and passed me by As I rode along the timeless scene, I marvelled at the pellucid sky, A light breeze brushed and passed me by. And overhead I saw a swal......Read the rest...