Push 'em, pull 'em, dip 'em, and squat'em.
Whatever you do, just don't neglect 'em
Aptly say no to loose and flabby
And yes, to tight 'cause loose is too shabby
No gym membership, Bowflex, or Peloton?
No worries 'cause pushing, pulling, dipping and squatting
will never be outdone
The mission is to push, pull, dip, and drop
So look good, feel good, and once you start, you're not gonna wanna stop
Walk it out too and allow the arms to buoyantly swing
A nice heel-to-toe flow; now listen to the heart sing
So push 'em, pull 'em, dip 'em, and squat'em.
But whatever you do, just make sure you never forget 'em
Categories:
peloton, care, confidence, devotion, growth,
Form: Rhyme
I asked a slug
“tell me of beauty”
He passed me a slimy smile
And sped away.
Who would trust a Ferret
With the family jewels?
Do they make tiny Peloton wheels
My hamster is getting fat.
Why is the Mantis praying
And what is it praying for?
Do fat house cats envy the mouse’s freedom?
When a snail gets sick
Does he become a shell of his old self?
She has a certificate to document
Her pet rock is a “Comfort Stone”
Joey B gets little respect because he’s forgotten
where the bodies are buried.
Bats in the belfry
Frequent church goers
8/8/2023
Categories:
peloton, animal, fun, humor,
Form: Other
I saw a CEO in her workout suit
riding on a Peloton when there was a toot
'Dominos Delivery,' rang the voice, 'Your pizza is still hot'
CEO opened the window just enough, saying 'Thanks a lot'
Standing by her side, her loyal dog, his head so curiously cocked ~
surely thinking, 'When I'm top dog, that's how I will rock'
Categories:
peloton, cute, dog, food, jealousy,
Form: Couplet
The Gentle Ride
A light breeze brushed and passed me by
As I rode along the timeless scene,
I marvelled at the pellucid sky,
A light breeze brushed and passed me by.
And overhead I saw a swallow fly,
Effortless, supreme; so very serene.
A light breeze brushed and passed me by,
As I rode along the timeless scene.
On Your Bike
Shifting the steed, hammering the knee
Rainbow warrior leading the quest,
Passing by Mrs Fay Randonee
Shifting the steed, hammering the knee.
Peloton 'sham-Wahs sitting pretty,
Waiting for the ultimate test.
Shifting the steed, hammering the knee
Rainbow warrior leading the quest.
Two Wheels Gone.
On the velocipede with various speed
Sat a dandy horse astride in tweed.
Mrs Penny Farthing, her derrier aflush
Her bone shaker making her all ablush.
Some say she's as daft as a brush,
Many would say she oft dillydallied
On the velocipede with various speed
Sat a dandy horse astride in tweed.
Categories:
peloton, imagery,
Form: Triolet