Funny Paris Poems

Some things are royal
others so prosaic

and then there's everything else

You bring your own biases to the choice

BUT the question then arises:

do these (even these)

belong to...

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For crying out loud
I am awesomely proud
To be a Fool in love
With Mother Nature.
I thank the Almighty above
For everything he has done
Hoping that I have...

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Reader Rabbit

Toward the end of a book,
we tend to speed up, 
in anticipation of the climatic finish. 

Yet sadly, 
the build-up...
was the part we savored,...

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Rose, the bloom

Sweet in color, 
eternal in fragrance,
majestic monarch of the flowers. 

Kind lady in red, 
a fine dress made of silk, 
or sometimes sheer...

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Once a cheese plant in Paris caught fire
To save something was the desire
Not much to show
Wouldn't you know
Only De Brie was left to acquire!...

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When Toby removed to Paree
The people all called him Tobee.
   “That’s not me,” he’d plead,
   Then finally concede
To be, not to...

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Brigitte my love
Our Country suffers of many debts
The people are restless
Whatever shall we do love?

Ah Macron, we must think past the cookies
The solutions are complex,...

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choose this sun
you will have the body
I will be your skin

your city elsewhere
Paris I tell to him

here with me
Paris forever

us - bread and wine
us -...

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THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE

ON THE STREET SHE WOULD SING AND DANCE

ONE DAY THERE WAS SUCH A HUSH

‘CAUSE SHE SHOWED A BIT OF...

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THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM FRANCE

WHO DANCED ON STAGE WITH NO PANTS

SHE SHOWED OFF HER TUSH

BUT NEVER HER BUSH

SHE LEFT THE CROWD IN A...

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A Trip to Paris

By Elton Camp

On the shuttle bus from de Gaulle airport
Is the first thing candor requires to report

Body odor was no doubt that...

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French madamoselles Favorite harmonica  music Cafe 
Perfectly poised coifferd perfumed elegantly  sipping  in
Floral velvet suit gloves hat matching shoes+handbags
Sitting   ...

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