Are you shy around the guys and don’t know what to do?
A rose without a bloom and you haven’t got a clue.
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just wishing you would die, then our Killer Bra’s© for you!
There’s so many ways to give you any size and pout.
When you’ve got that special date, lift them up. Push ‘em out!
Or you’ve got an interview that need an extra cup.
Just remember guys and gals, the only way is up!
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You won’t find The Killer Bra© on shelves at local stores.
(Not responsible for bruises, cuts, or snap-on sores).
Must be over 21 to call. No guarantee
or money back. Just feel our wool’s caress and you’ll see!
So strap ‘em in, rope ‘em up! Before you leave your home,
don’t forget your Killer Bra© - Don’t let those padders roam!
m.c.ackerson
05/2015
Categories:
padders, humorous,
Form: Rhyme