Not Sold In Stores

Are you shy around the guys and don’t know what to do?
A rose without a bloom and you haven’t got a clue.
If you spend your nights wondering why you never grew,
just wishing you would die, then our Killer Bra’s© for you!

There’s so many ways to give you any size and pout.
When you’ve got that special date, lift them up. Push ‘em out!
Or you’ve got an interview that need an extra cup.
Just remember guys and gals, the only way is up!

We’re not saying that you’ll sport a pair of 40 D’s,
but our Killer Bra’s© designed just right to tease and please.
It’s made from virgin wool that you simply will adore,
wadding, cords and snap-on lace that’s easy off and more!

Call the number on your screen and give your life some spice!
First two callers get a second bra at half the price.
You won’t find The Killer Bra© on shelves at local stores. 
(Not responsible for bruises, cuts, or snap-on sores).

Must be over 21 to call. No guarantee
or money back. Just feel our wool’s caress and you’ll see!
So strap ‘em in, rope ‘em up! Before you leave your home,
don’t forget your Killer Bra© -   Don’t let those padders roam!


m.c.ackerson
   05/2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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A  Avatar
July 19, 2015 at 2:47 PM
Mark, that's a cool JINGLE! CONGRATS!!!!! SKAT
Wigley Avatar
July 19, 2015 at 12:52 AM
Will you accept Paypal? Congrats, Mark. Regards, Viv
Smith Avatar
July 18, 2015 at 4:42 PM
I must have fallen asleep...woke to this infomercial....congrats
Allison Avatar
July 18, 2015 at 1:47 PM
made me laugh out loud - great jingle congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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