Women and Colors
By Elton Camp
Women are great—what would we do without ‘em
When it comes to knowing colors I sorta doubt ‘em
A common female characteristic that I hate
When easy stuff they try to overcomplicate
Rather strange it makes me feel
To hear of a color she calls “teal”
Is that really red, purple, blue or pink?
I absolutely don’t know what to think
“Sienna” is a color meaning naught to me
In my mind, it’s a Toyota van that I see
“Fuchsia” and “bisque” are also the same
I’ve no clue what real colors they name
The only colors that I have ever seen
Are like red, purple, blue, white, green