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She watched me tilt my head and look eyedrops into each eye and shuddered, saying "I can't do that" I looked at her in disbelief! She, recovering from her 3rd fall, same wrist broken twice, bravely isolated in a re-hab facility with that dead-air & feint chemical odor. My eyes, swollen with allergies following a 2-hr hike the previous first 50 degree day (turns out to be a sinus infection). Her excitement is childlike when I tell her I'm picking her up tomorrow (today) to go to therapy at the Minnesota Vikings Ortho facility! She will see all the snow has melted (save the dirty 20' piles from dump-truck drops) and I promised her lunch (she likes a tuna-salad sandwich & lemon meringue pie!) She knows this is bonus-time...she didn't hit her head when she fell...the stark truth left unsaid, her friend just passed 3-weeks after falling, hitting her head, blood on the brain. I will bundle her in my warm outing blanket and we will ease thru traffic not talking...
Words aren't needed

4/2/19
6:13 am
Categories: ortho, blessing,
Form: Narrative

The Myth of Mona Lisa

Ignoramus in art, you'll say of me.
I've tried hard, but still 
can't see

that Mona Lisa's mystic smile
known to bewitch folks 
even from a mile!

Seems she parts her lips daintily
to let a hiccup out 
gracefully

or a vulgar burp, hyperacidity,
or hide nicotinic teeth 
artfully.

None in her mouth's coy symmetry
remotely resembles 
a mystery.

Could it be dental deformity?
Y'see I took up ortho-
dentistry.
Categories: ortho, funnymyth,
Form: Tail-rhyme


Mona Lisa Myth

Ignoramus in art, you'll say of me.
I've tried real hard, but now I still can't see
that Mona Lisa's mythic, mystic smile,
known to bewitch folks even from a mile!


Seems to me she parts her lips daintily
to let out a half hiccup gracefully
or a vulgar burp, hyperacidity,
or hide nicotinic teeth artfully!


Nothing there in her mouth's coy symmetry
remotely resembles a mystery.
Maybe she's got dental deformity.
Y'see, I took up ortho-dentistry !
Categories: ortho, funnymyth,
Form: Rhyme

The Da Vinci Dentistry

Unschooled in art, uncouth, that's what 
          you'll say of me;
I've tried and tried so hard, but I 
          still have to see
da Vinci's Mona Lisa mythic, 
          mystic smile
bewitching folks allegedly even 
          from a mile.


          It seems to me she parts her lips  
                     quite daintily
          to let a drunken hiccup out 
                     quite gracefully
          or stop a vulgar burp, 
                     hyperacidity,
          or hide those nicotine-blackened teeth 
                     artfully.


                     But truth to tell, nothing in her mouth's 
                                   symmetry
                     remotely resembles a smile with 
                                   mystery;
                     perhaps, she's toothless, some dental 
                                   deformity,
                     believe you me, I took up 
                                   ortho-dentistry!
Categories: ortho, funny
Form: Rhyme
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