Cheese Wars
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I followed milky and mouldy scents,
down cobbled and narrow paths,
only to see it riddled with rats,
feasting on Feta and Camembert,
whilst the wine sipping Uppers prepared to
clash against th...
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Categories:
munchers, allusion, conflict, society,
Form: Free verse
Parrots and Bosses
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As a young teen,
she never liked parrots and bosses
Nah, never liked them at all
A parrot is always telling on you,
and a boss be always ordering you what to do
Rebellious hearts don't like...
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Categories:
munchers, fun, humor, parody, teen,
Form: Light Verse
Dog Munchers
...Dog Munchers
In China they have a Summer Solstice festival where they eat dogs. There's not a peace loving animal stroking pagan in sight. Instead its dog munchers. Lots of them. They're very busy, ...
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Categories:
munchers, abuse, death, dog, evil,
Form: Verse
Spammer Smackdown
...IMMEDIATELY PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF MY INFORMATION FROM YOUR DATA
BASE FORTHWITH.
ALSO, ADVISE ANY AND ALL CONTRACTORS, SUB-CONTRACTORS, AGENTS,
SUB-AGENTS, AFFILIATES, PARTNERS, COLLEAGUES, ASSOCI...
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Categories:
munchers, bullying, computer, internet, rude,
Form: I do not know?
A Wedding Vow
...Corpulent cottagers clapping like clowns
a fat Friday festival, gobblers and gowns.
Merry mad munchers of muffins and mirth
do-si-do dumbly, eaters of earth.
Champagne sugar shoved in a shoe
If love ...
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Categories:
munchers, devotion, family, happiness, husband,
Form: Alliteration