horoscopes and hot air
...My Astrologer, ‘Sex and Love’ horoscope, for Halloween, is grim and on-trend for me.
(Libra) “Get ready to take some chill-time - give yourself the space to recover. People pleasing is out, boundari...
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Categories:
moisturizers, autumn, fashion, nonsense, school,
Form: Free verse
Wistful Aging
...Age gracefully…that’s what I’ll do
Going to ignore the lines, how about you?
Inner beauty is what really counts
I happen to love my drooping mounts
Absolutely no Botox or fillers for me
Anothe...
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Categories:
moisturizers, passion, visionary, beauty, beauty,
Form: Free verse
About Me
...I am a grossly overweight midget
of later years.
I have a penchant for funny women,
the absurd,
and baked goods.
I have 826 thousand dollars in the bank
and a dose of psoriasis.
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Categories:
moisturizers, angst, funny, people
Form: Free verse
Beauty
...There's a saying, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
That's a load of crap...
Must'a been written by someone real ugly,
The words just reek of sap...
But, I'll grant you this,
Physical bea...
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Categories:
moisturizers, allegory, love, nature, philosophy,
Form: Rhyme