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McGREGOR VINES IN WINTER
...[Poet’s Note : McGregor is a small rural village in Small Karoo, SA, which experiences extreme winters. It is believed that 8 of Earth’s leylines cross one another in McGregor, making this village a ......

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Categories: mcgregor, earth, environment, farm, fruit,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Pigman, Pigman, that's us Harrah we Are!
... We all headed off from Chingford, from good old London Town Us the McGregor Brothers, and 'Pigman' our murdering clown Leaving the 'Turtle and Monkey' very close to 'Dorset Street' Whe......

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Categories: mcgregor, angst, dark, death, destiny,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Connor Mcgregor
...Stay clear headed, Nations need nurture Nations require structure, to often division Has been used in Eire..Yet now we understand' The greater play at hand, gather your strength Gather wisdom in......

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Categories: mcgregor, appreciation, community, freedom,
Form: Rhyme
The Drake Curse and Messi's Wizardry
...‘THE DRAKE CURSE' AND MESSI'S WIZARDRY Sport fraternity witness the reign of alien curse, emanating from the music world raising much fuss. The Drake curse which first came upon us in 2019. ......

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Categories: mcgregor, 1st grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Michael Mcgregor Nursery Rhyme
...Michael McGregor Nursery Rhyme Michael McGregor refused to bathe His mother says: “You’ll be sorry! A monster you’ll be when you awake!” Michael thinks “Fun!” – a monster party! Michael awa......

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Categories: mcgregor, childhood, fantasy, funny,
Form: Rhyme



A Wee Bit O' the Irish
...McPherson, McGregor, McTavish and me All went out for a wee cup o’ tea. McPherson took sugar, just one lump I see, McGregor took two lumps, McTavish took three. I settled for lemon, no sugar for ......

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Categories: mcgregor, ireland,
Form: Rhyme
Squish
...Michael McGregor wielded a wild flyswatter he used it in places he not aughter. Each swat made a mess causing wife distress so he up and ran off with their daughter.......

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Categories: mcgregor, betrayal, conflict, lost love,
Form: Limerick
Halloween Horror
...Welcome to the mind of the poetical Michael Myers who doesn't have instructions you're about to witness a pen cause a horrific Halloween and mass destruction I'm taking no prisoners The ones wh......

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Categories: mcgregor, celebrity, creation, fun, funny,
Form: Free verse
Winning the Lottery
...Winning the Lottery Yes, I dream of winning the Lottery, Hitting the jackpot on a Saturday night. Oh, it’s so wonderful to imagine, So, I cross my fingers and hold them tight. Our George bem......

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Categories: mcgregor, dream, funny, happy, holiday,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Halloween Night In the Apple Orchard
...Young Timmy saw Jim walking down the street. Timmy considered a quick retreat, but steadied himself with a shrug. Timmy dreaded the sight of Jim, a teenage bully and wanna be thug, who always picke......

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Categories: mcgregor, children, fear, scary,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Early Influences In Life
...Born in late '53 post Christmas adopted was I being six weeks old my new parents lived way out country enjoyed these formative times like gold Early on discovered I had stammer but mother espe......

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Categories: mcgregor, life, youth,
Form: Rhyme
Beatrix Potter
...A good old duck, a mother hen, a friend of Peter Rabbit; chased Mr. McGregor out of the garden: the Flopsy Bunnies survive again. She knew her ewes from her rams, meticulous, house-proud......

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Categories: mcgregor, art,
Form: Ballad
Clue-Who Murdered the Easter Bunny
...It’s been ten days, the Easter Bunny is gone with hardly a trace, The Missus is inconsolable- an Easter basket-case, Evidence in plastic bags, some fibers and some fur, The family suspects foul play,......

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Categories: mcgregor, funny, easter, easter,
Form: Burlesque
That's Not My Elephant, Miss Ella
...'That’s not my elephant, Miss Ella. Get to tickets to Cairo tonight.' I looked up from my desk, picked up the phone and sullenly said ‘alright’. But before I could make that call, I had to cancel ......

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Categories: mcgregor, funnyheart, heart,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things