Don'T Make Eye Contact
..."But Motek, it's Hanukkah!
You MUST be with the FAMILY on HANUKKAH!!"
(Ok Mom, sure Mom, right away Mom, I'll come home)
"Rabbi Grossman DOES do such LOVELY services!
Every Jew in Suffolk Count...
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Categories:
matza, holiday
Form: Narrative
A Victim of Fate
...I'm innocent your honor
I did not murder my husband.
I'm just a victim of fate.
you see I was making his favorite
spanish rice and matza balls.
I reached up for some Old Spice
and ...
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Categories:
matza, food, funny, , fate,
Form: Free verse