Archie and Merlin woke up early today
And wandered outside where crap they would lay
All through the lawn scattered amongst flowers
Are the remnants of meals eaten, devoured
The turds brown or green depending on diet
Some there so long even flies will not try it
Send the kids out to get them with shovel and bag
And pitch them in field that the farmer will drag
Got to keep the yard clear or you’ll feel the wrath
Of two mastiffs deciding to mess on the path
Categories:
mastiffs, dog, tribute,
Form: Rhyme