So Marmites great leader has spoken
He finally came out of his jar
His soldiers which are yet to be named
Are travelling to our Aussie land afar
Sir Tom states Vegemite is the poor mans Marmite
That is not quite true
It’s actually the other way around
As Marmite is what you wipe of your shoe!
Our bright yellow lids are off and we are ready
For our Vegemite we will forever protect and defend
The Vegemite Vixens will show no mercy
We will battle these inferior Marmite soldiers til the end!!
If any of our Marmite enemies are captured
They will be stripped naked and disciplined
By covering their own body with marmite
Then left naked in the hot Aussie desert
To let nature do it’s thing!!
We await your arrival our butter knives in hand
With toast, butter and confident anticipation
Ready to wipe that disgusting marmite of your face
And spread Vegemite throughout all nations!
Categories:
marmites, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Something is a brewing in the yeast war
The Vegemite team has grown
Can you hear our roar?
There’s a band of Aussie ladies
Vegemite Vixens we are called
Just comparing Marmite to Vegemite
We are totally appalled……
Anne Sangster is second in charge
In case anything happens to me
At the hands of Marmites leader the evil Tom C
Shirley Hawkins, Christine Watts and Betty Ladd
Are the “mitey” Vegemite Vixens team
Here to make sure Vegemite continues to reign supreme
So grab your knives and toast
Take the lid of your jar
Come out of hiding Marmite Man
Wherever you and your army are!!!
Categories:
marmites, food, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme