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Vegemite Vixens

Something is a brewing in the yeast war The Vegemite team has grown Can you hear our roar? There’s a band of Aussie ladies Vegemite Vixens we are called Just comparing Marmite to Vegemite We are totally appalled…… Anne Sangster is second in charge In case anything happens to me At the hands of Marmites leader the evil Tom C Shirley Hawkins, Christine Watts and Betty Ladd Are the “mitey” Vegemite Vixens team Here to make sure Vegemite continues to reign supreme So grab your knives and toast Take the lid of your jar Come out of hiding Marmite Man Wherever you and your army are!!!

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Date: 6/25/2022 8:43:00 AM
I have several Australian cousins, so I know how seriously you take your Vegemite down there!!! So, I don't want to get involved in this controversial subject, other than to say, mitey poem, great fun :) :) :) ~ Clive
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Deb M.
Date: 6/27/2022 1:15:00 AM
It’s great having Mite banter with Tom Cunningham…good fun. I thinking you may be a marmite man somehow Clive?? Thanks for commenting…..appreciate it. Debx
Date: 4/5/2022 1:26:00 PM
Hi Deb, Love your new Vegemite Vixens. Can you hear our roar. Darn right! :-D This one also goes into my faves. Cheers from your second in command. Keep em coming Deb :-)
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Date: 4/5/2022 2:04:00 PM
Lol :-D No worries Deb. I've got your back ;-)
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Deb M.
Date: 4/5/2022 1:55:00 PM
Hey Anne….glad you liked it! Yes you are my right hand man….so if I’m found upside down in a huge jar of Marmite take the reigns Anne!! Debx
Date: 3/14/2022 1:27:00 AM
Hi Deb Have just caught up with my mail and of your great Vegemite Vixens poem Well done I love Vegemite have been eating it for nearly 70 years Yum Yum lol pleased to have been included as one of the mitey team Cheers Chris
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Deb M.
Date: 4/5/2022 1:53:00 PM
I pick only the best for the Vegemite Vixens Chris!! Cheers Debx
Date: 3/10/2022 6:49:00 PM
Love it, Deb! But I'll pass on both Vegemite and Marmite and stick peanut butter. -- DT
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Deb M.
Date: 3/11/2022 4:50:00 AM
Ha each to their own Dick! Appreciate your comment. Cheers Debx
Date: 2/21/2022 12:18:00 PM
And so the battle roars! I actually gave up on a ‘Vegemite Vixens’ poem. Did about three verses to the tune of Rawhide, but I couldn’t see where to take it. But, HARK! a rustling in the undergrowth… it’s TC fetching reinforcements (and I don’t mean Top Cat). Terry
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Terry Flood
Date: 2/23/2022 11:10:00 AM
Just to clarify… i was writing my own Vegemite Vixens poem but it hit a brick wall. YOUR ‘Vegemite Vixens’ was a bundle of fun. Enjoyed. ;-) Terry
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Deb M.
Date: 2/23/2022 2:24:00 AM
Gave up on the poem…..well I know who’s side you’re on Terry!! Ha…..Debx
Date: 2/21/2022 8:46:00 AM
Lol, brilliant Deb, my army is spreading out as we speak, time to settle this once and for all. Prepare to do battle. Tom (aka marmite man)
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Deb M.
Date: 2/21/2022 10:15:00 AM
Now there’s the warrior I know! I will be waiting with the Vixens armed and ready with our toast and butter knives…..lids are off Marmite Man !!!!!!x
Date: 2/20/2022 7:23:00 PM
I guess I've been over-fixated on Russia vs. Ukraine. Thanks to your poem, I see now that the Vegemite-Marmite conflict is the one to keep my eye on. Ay-ay-ay...
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Deb M.
Date: 4/5/2022 1:56:00 PM
Thanks Gershon! Debx
Date: 2/20/2022 2:29:00 PM
There hasn't been a fierce feud since the Hatfield's and McCoys. Can't wait for the movie about the Aussie Vixens! Robert
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Deb M.
Date: 2/23/2022 2:22:00 AM
Oh and a sexy bunch we are….haha!! Vengeance of the Vegemite Vixens in theatres soon Robert!! Debx
Date: 2/20/2022 1:23:00 PM
This is crazy and exciting Deb... Over in my neck of the woods it's mmm mmm, "Avocado Toast"! Good luck Vixens. Anaya
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Deb M.
Date: 2/23/2022 2:20:00 AM
What’s life without a bit of crazy light hearted banter and craziness I say! We have Vegemite and Avocado on toast….really yummy Anaya! Thanks for commenting. Debx
Date: 2/20/2022 10:38:00 AM
Send a case to Putin and see what happens next . . .
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Deb M.
Date: 2/23/2022 2:18:00 AM
Of rotten Marmite?
Date: 2/20/2022 10:27:00 AM
Deb.....my friend! :) I like marmite best........she runs and hides :) xxx
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Deb M.
Date: 2/23/2022 2:17:00 AM
She’s my friend Tom…. She stays out of it!!! Hehe. Debx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 2/21/2022 8:40:00 AM
Angeia my good friend, its war. We'll show these Vixens what taste is.
Date: 2/20/2022 8:39:00 AM
Your army is well fed on Vegemite and ready to go, Deb. But don't ever underestimate the Marmite Man. He can spin long tales of bravery and winning wars rather easily. I sure like the friendly back and forth--had lot of fun and smiles reading your poem.
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Deb M.
Date: 2/23/2022 2:17:00 AM
I would never underestimate that sneaky Marmite Man Vijay…..NEVER!! So happy you like the crazy banter always lovely to read your very appreciated comments. Debx