Malapropism
...The Science teacher told his eager class
"Alas, I can’t read without my eye glass
In rest room, left my testicles"
What he meant was ‘spectacles’
The children broke into laughter en masse...
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Categories:
malapropism, class,
Form: Limerick
I Am the Project Air Bridge
...I am the Project Air Bridge,
The veritable virus lord-cum-felon of duty fraud.
Fumaye's privileged his bridge that projects pompous airs.
Maelstrom, mammon coextend where it forks and fares.
Tra...
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Categories:
malapropism, extended metaphor,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Happy Thanksgiven
...I had a friend many years ago who always said Happy Thanksgiven.
We all smiled at her malapropism…and she was immediately forgiven.
Many years have passed and this friend has long since left my s...
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Categories:
malapropism, holiday, thanksgiving day,
Form: Verse
Lyricist
...Because of my Nationality I try to learned a few other language Spanish I speak some but reading and Interrupt I can do better French I speak a Little But reading and Interrupt I can do better I can ...
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Categories:
malapropism, art, love,
Form: Narrative
Thougths
...The cloud is set to cry
Thunder rumble
A sunday in RCCG
Drummer boy in spiritual malapropism
Members of choir malaguena(- ing)
Blue, purple and scarlet yarn floating in the temple
A chest-piece in ...
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Categories:
malapropism, religion, , cute,
Form: I do not know?