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Premium Member Colin the Caped Cabbie
Colin is a cabby with a proper taxi cab
He drives for all the passengers an Uber didn’t grab
Which means he has a lot of time to kill most every day
And lots of evil folk to...

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Categories: taser, hero, humorous,
Form: Narrative



Motion Sickness

My people love marching!
Attending rain dancing parades,
doing a bunch of fire-breathing talking
Little drummer boys and girls
playing foot soldier pretend grown up
Just defending the truth,
those marionette walkers will yell at you
in designer protest fashion
Motion activate the...

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Categories: taser, allusion, culture, leadership, truth,
Form: Elegy
Twas the Night Before Christmas In the Dispatch Center
A very touching version of Clement Moore's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas. A warm tribute to all dispatchers & police officers everywhere.

T’was the night before Christmas, and all throughout comm.
We sat at our consoles, expecting...

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Categories: taser, christmas, family, fun, holiday, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Witnessed
Alone I entered chaos, don’t shoot, a mother screamed.
All I knew as I responded, was a knife, and blood had streamed.
My senses they deceived me, as his words resembled truth.
As I clicked one cuff onto...

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Categories: taser, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Pieces Aren'T Fitting
5/16/22



I helped others and put myself in danger
There I stood by a manger
Weighed down with an anchor
Full of anger
About to put one in the chamber
Because of far too much rancor
In this world it's become unfamiliar...

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Categories: taser, dark, deep, life, poetry, rap, sad, truth,
Form: Rhyme



1st Heard On Poetrysoup - Atlantaser City
Atlanta is better described these days as: A T L A N T A S E R

1. Because Rayshard Brooks was killed for being tough enough - & drunk but innocent & cooperative with cops...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: taser, america, angst, black african american, political, racism,
Form: Didactic
Stephen Hawking Perches
Within Pantheon Of Classical Gods

stricken with affliction,
sans amyotrophic lateral sclerosis
(also known as ALS, 
or Lou Gehrig's disease)

in the prime of his youth wrought
underestimation, vitiated termination,
targeted sequestration,
solidified rigidification,

rendered quandary,
per paralyzation obliterated,
nixed navigation,
morphed motivation,

marked limitation
kickstarted infatuation,
jinxed immobilization,
induced intellectual...

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Categories: taser, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, eulogy,
Form: Elegy
Can'T Breathe Blues
Les C. Moore be virally,
virtual plea coming black enamel blu tooth
with the plain, pandemic ghetto pain truth


Les C. what’s goin’ on
with the lophodont latest, lamentable siren news
A loathsome copper tone
got a dark cloud-colored megaphone
high-caliber a-blasting...

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Categories: taser, angst, discrimination, imagery, violence,
Form: Dramatic Verse
My Most Unfortunate Job Selling Lsd
I’m excited, I got a job
I now work for Bob Bob’s Gob Shop
They asked me to stand outside and sell
These white packets, of what I cannot tell

But I was shifting the goods a hundred an...

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Categories: taser, funny, workme, me, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Kelly
ever wonder what happens to the mentally ill when they run out of money?

 

 

after 37 years of struggling with

schizophrenia &

enduring the pleasures of homelessness,

(which the empire wields oh so well upon its citizens)

kelly...

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Categories: taser, life, drug,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Poet Destroyer Vs Jamesgareth
Poet Destroyer vs. James Gareth

Are you done taking your nap?
I read a few of your poems
You got it wrong, they are not crap
First I want to thank you, for the extra lap
Glad, I inspired another...

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Categories: taser, anger, anti bullying, me, slam, sweet,
Form: Free verse
Us Heroes
You can call us all, including our dog, your hero men   
So when you need help quickly call 9/11   
Rescue we try and save you we hope, from Gods sun filled...

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Categories: taser, america, community, encouraging, hero, inspirational, military, thank
Form: I do not know?
A Statistic
A Statistic

Sometimes I feel tired of being in my own skin....feeling overwhelmed with sin that’s not my own...sorrow overbearing with thoughts of black teenagers that will never be grown...men, and woman dying as children...because they...

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Categories: taser, color, deep, discrimination,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Ancient Art of Almond Milking
Dear friend, 

I am trying to master the ancient art of Almond Milking. It's quite difficult and my sweetie hasn't had a drink of almond milk in months. I started with cats to improve my...

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Categories: taser, adventure,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Wilderness Survival Rule # 1
Great wilderness survivor skills are possessed by he,
but even so called experts screw up occasionally,
and so one evening he retired to the solace of his tent.
What followed afterward was most certainly a horrific event.
He awoke...

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Categories: taser, fear,
Form: Rhyme
Alien Aims
Once an alien with eyes like LASER
Greeted me with a green TASER
He told me he was registered as a WASP 
And after retirement would join the AARP
He was driven by the FOMO
And said his motto...

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Categories: taser, dream, fun, word play,
Form: Couplet
Whipped In
He was a professor of difficult sums,
Thought in quadratic equations
And from the works of Lobachevsky
He could spew forth quotations.
But, he had a hidden secret,
Not a creature of the light,
Dressed in Robin Hood suit
He prowled through...

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Categories: taser, irony, political,
Form: Rhyme
Plenty Puddles Of

I was double aged in a gun barrel
Thirty silver pieces 
was gone in sixty trigger seconds

White smoke,
blue flame
Crimson puddles of scarlet pain

Crooked arch shot fear darts
from bent bow lips,
that appeared straight as an arrow

Caged number...

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Categories: taser, allusion, perspective, truth, violence,
Form: Ode
I Love You More Than the Light of Day
 (I Love You More Than The Light Of Day *Russian Poem*)
I Love you more than the light of day,
I love when you just call to say hey..
With your sweet voice that serenades me into...

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Categories: taser, angel, best friend, crush, cute love, emotions,
Form: Lyric
Appreciate
Every woman deserves compliments women are beautiful inside and out beautiful in all races different faces no matter what size wat they look like women is a beautiful creation upgrade a woman never downgrade give...

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Categories: taser, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Enough Said
He curls himself into a ball 
Underneath some old newsprint 
Alone, depressed and drunken  
And all his money spent 
This alley’s now his only home 
Until the cops come around 
Dog tired and hungry...

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© Will Karry  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: taser, environment, , cute,
Form: Free verse
Ghost Elemental
GHOST ELEMENTAL

Lightning, currently water- currently fire, solid in spirit,           ethereal flyer.
Vanishes upon completing its journey, by energys desire. 
As a shapeshifter in exhale, flashing bare.
A...

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Categories: taser, beautiful,
Form: Rhyme
Shion Higurashi No Naku Koro
In this small rural town it seems to be peaceful but there are dark secrets underneath the house
A required distinction of right and wrong
Self-mutilation, the pluck of three fingernails she must purge her sins
Screams of...

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Categories: taser, dark, fantasy, , cute,
Form: Abecedarian
Rubbed the Wrong Way

We always gotta give America
her ego massage
Put cucumber visions in her eyes,
gentle finger her a comforting mirage
Lady Liberty likes you to give her
a righteous back rub
Tell her how beautiful she looks,
and how much
she's adored and...

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Categories: taser, abuse, perspective, prejudice, truth,
Form: Narrative
Constitutional Right
Oh, he had a combat rifle,
An Uzzi sub machine gun
A revolver and a pistol
And a TASER just for fun,
Because to bear arms
Was his God given right
One of those for which 
He was prepared to fight.

Nobody...

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Categories: taser, anger, death, sorrow,
Form: Rhyme

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