Long Stoners Poems

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Premium Member It Takes a Village To Raise An Idiot

Killers will kill
stoners will slide on the high
hookers will hook
trapping coins between sticky thighs-
Preachers will preach 
to husbands and wives
then swallow the piss 
of their own muddy lies-
The rapist will rape
the covenant will give
at times it's hard to make out
which is the lamb and which is the pig-
Gods will guide and judge from afar
presidents will pickle men 
then place them in free mason jars-
The idiot swallows his own ramblings
the lush roots for bottles of peace
despite everything-time keeps sprinting
whether you sip the blood of Christ.
or swig down a ninety-proof drink.


Tis the Season of the Sun

Tis the season,
 for tan lines,
   Enjoying the day,
 while the sun shines.

    People of every,
 color and size,
   So many beautiful women,
 it's hard to believe your eyes.

   Gorgeous women showing off,
 strutting their stuff.
   Smiling, tan bodies,
 you just can't get enough.

    More beauty,
 than your eyes can behold,
    Skin more golden,
 than the color of gold.

    Folks are drinking, chilling,
 grilling, ready to feast,
    The rich the poor,
 the homeless and a priest.

    Tall, short,
 skinny or chunky,
    We have it all;
 even a guy and his monkey.

    Soda, beer, cannabis,
 pills and alcohol,
   Drinkers, stoners, pushers,
 buyers, come one come all.

    It's about having,
 a good time and a little fun,
    Tis the season of,
 Summer and CALIFORNIA SUN………

     TURBO1904  JULY,2020
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member What Did Jesus Write

As Jesus once wrote in the dirt
With wisdom a silent covert
He challenged the crowd
Not speaking aloud
As Mercy soaked a land that thirsts

Did He write of the Law or a plea
Or note what the stoners would see?
With grace He forgave
And lives that He’d save
Revealed what true justice should be

The ignorant sin and the bold
By Jesus were greatly retold
To turn from the wrong
Repent and belong
To a Love that is greater than gold

Did Jesus write the Law of Moses
As the Book of Numbers discloses
Echoes of the stoning 
For Stephen no postponing
On the grave lain stone roses 

In this free-floating pericope
The question has to be
Where is the john
The adulteress had known?
A name overtly written to see?

Maybe one by one 
That's why they flee from The Son
Slumping off guiltily
Their demeanor is easy to see
Their sin the smoking gun

No books He did write
With water He didn't baptize
We are His hands and feet
We are His voice when we preach
To the masses that ostracize
Form: Limerick

I Was Living Separate Lives

I had a separate social life where stoners didn’t exist 
it was when I came alive so many ladies kissed 
happy days fulfilling life that all the stoners missed
people come and go with time but those stoners persist 

They never learned to socialise without an angry mist 
it went from pulling girls all night to waving around fists 
from mature company to childishness you babysit 
learning company you keep is the most important bit 

I was carefree and confident without a single worry 
charming girls with compliments no shortage in no hurry 
but with stoners I couldn’t be my natural self and happy 
turning me self conscious under pressure and quite lousy 

When we went out no one would pull and they stayed in a crowd 
which made the night uncomfortable the other groups spread out 
giving freedom to meet girls but stoners stand surround 
which I thought was immature invading space and sound 

This is what those stoners saw an awkward guy who couldn’t pull 
while other groups would see me cool attracting many girls and more 
and stoners love it when you fail they don’t exactly treat you well 
they get one girl who never leaves and you’re the one left lonely 

with a stoner memory that wasn’t there and didn’t see 
the best nights when I felt free to confidently act as me 
that separate life that I once had drifting into history 
stoners start to tell people I’m not successful socially 

It’s funny really nobody hears me stoners say I lie so weirdly 
speaking of the past I had people laugh telling me don’t be daft 
lying of a life that they do not believe I ever had 
of all the groups of friends I’ve known the worst became the last!
© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Song For Us

Heard a song in the car today 
'Bout girls that cheer and boys that play
They were their town's kings and queens
And everyone that knows them dreams
About those good ol' kids of fall 
To me that don't seem right at all 
I'm sure those folks are nice enough
But for most that just 'aint how it was
So how 'bout someone sings 
A song for us 

Maybe you were new to town 
Felt lonely and got real down 
Thought you couldn't be yourself 
Was a bully to somebody else
Maybe you were pushed around
At home, at school, up and down
So you ran with a rebel crowd
That wore their misfit badges proud

Exchange students and mathletes
Stoners and band geeks
A different look, a different type
You do you, you'll do alright 
So kids of summer, kids of fall
Queens and kings of the school hall
Won’t you add your voices to the chorus
We'll sing this song for all of us 

June 28, 2018
Form: Lyric


Sticks and Stones

Of course I drew a stick person

I was a stick person with a mere bush and spots

stick-to-it-ive-ness

ants crawling on sticks for monkeys

eeh-ahh-eeh-eeh-ahh

stick to your guns
this is a stick up

not stuck up

stick your stomach in
stick your butt out

stick to the facts
these are the facts

stick with me
and i will stick with you

stickers of hearts and unicorns
and stick those lighters up

higher stick them up

now, stonewall
and stone to death

stepping stones
stone cold look

stoney point
stoners

stone cold drunk
on pebble stones

heart of stone
wearing stonewashed leather jeans

sticky buns make for
sticky fingers

chakra stones
sweat lodge stones

sticks and stones may break my bones
but these are just my bones

and for the highly sensitive words can
surely hurt more

used to live in the sticks
with all the hicks

standing stonesin parrallel by Lorenna 
mckennit

Let he without sin throw the first stone

rolling stones concert in the 
90's
Ye-hoo!

women used to be stoned to death for adultry

stone temple pilots-core

stone sour come whatever may
an iowa band

Rosalena means stone

match sticks and birthstones

her thoughts always stick together
I/She is coherent!

Walk With Me

Walk with me
   along the pale  green shadows that fall
   on the thin and winding pathways of the wood
   where all is quiet and full of growth
   wet with the drops of midnight rain.
Breathe in softly,
    the heavy laden air
    thick and burdened by the drops.
Keep watch at every step
    as large and small puddles form 
    that lay stationary for a moment
    then flow downhill to the ponds
    where the river runs cascading on the stoners.
Stop a moment
    hold your place
    take in the view.
Listen to the sounds
    birdsong as it fades in and out the trees
    wind rustling  branch and leaves
    where deer step and pause at their surroundings
    and squirrel and chipmunk chatter in chase.
Catch the sun
    slipping thru the canopy
    with light rays resting in the shade.
Smell the scent wafting in the wood
    where pine and honeysuckle burst on the air
    and every rain drop blushes in innocent clarity
    wafting across the damp wet fallen leaves
    left from autumn's winter.
Walk with me
    escape the hurried pace of the outer world
    and submit to the marvels of nature's blessings.
© DM Babbit  Create an image from this poem.

A Stranger and a Friend

A shadow, nay, sullen thunderhead 
inducing a deluge of emotions 
moved across thousands of darkened souls

Freaks, stoners
shy, smart
geeks and loners
outcasts with dreams and compassion in their heart

Strangers like me

To us, you were a friend
we live vicariously through words we couldn't write
thoughts that help us defend
against wolves attacking for spite
we battle predators until the end
paper mache hearts now confettied and contrite

When in need of a voice to understand
you are the poet on which we lean
like a crutch of a crippled, broken man
assisting our stride and making us gleam

Mean pride, through our veins, does pulse
your gift - a gold ingot - exclusively ours
now smelted - our throats convulse
as if poisoned by many whiskey sours

Cancer soiled your beautiful brain
muddied thoughts and took your life
washing future elegance down the drain
freaks are shredded with strife 
like targets at a firing range

Suddenly gone leaving the lives bereft
upon which you left your mark
warrior, graciously, exit...stage left
a celestial journey calls to you embark

Created the soundtrack for our misfit lives
making memories connected to your art
our hope that your music survives
thousands of years touching many a heart

A collective "Thank you Neil"
us castaways won't soon forget
how your lyrics and talent made us feel
ghost ride to your garden in the sunset
Form: Rhyme

Beneath the Boulders

Written January 17, 2015


I was born to the hunter
I was raised with the sheep
I was brought in with the soldiers
I was told not to fall asleep
I was told not to wonder
What lies on the otherside

Once I was a loner
Loitered around with the stoners
Who sought only to dream
But for the days when their dreams came true
Hand in hand with you
And everyone else who holds these ideals true

But as for now
We lie beneath the boulders
All the rubble that molds us
To stand shoulder to shoulder
With all those who came before words
That made us realize

That we're only a child
In the eyes of time
In reality
We can only hope
To become a spec of dust
In the vacuum of history
Form: Lyric

Premium Member Blow More Bubbles

When you’re feeling bored and blue, ‘cause there’s nothing fun to do,
Just dip in your bubble wand, and blow a bubble big and round.
There’s no fun that can compare, to blowing bubbles in the air.     

See how big your bubble grows, before it pops right on your nose.     
Blowing bubbles is so fun, inside or out in the sun.
Big kids, small kids, we don’t care.  Just blow bubbles in the air.  

Puff, puff, puff.  Chase some bubbles.   Puff...  Pop your troubles.
Puff...  Make some doubles.    Puff...  Blow more bubbles.

Of all the things that are so fun, blowing bubbles is number one!
Blowing bubbles can’t go wrong, so come on parents sing along.
All these bubbles, we should share, so let’s blow bubbles everywhere!

Puff, puff, puff.  Chase some bubbles.   Puff...  Pop your troubles.
Puff...  Make some doubles.    Puff...  Blow more bubbles.

Dip back in your bubble wand, and blow more bubbles all around.
You’ll be happy as can be, blowing bubbles just like me.
Everybody everywhere, keep blowing bubbles in the air.

Puff, puff, puff.  Chase some bubbles.   Puff...  Pop your troubles.
Puff...  Make some doubles.    Puff...  Blow more bubbles.

Sorry, ‘stoners’, you are wrong.  This is not about your bong.
Chasing bubbles and running free is healthier than THC!
Everybody everywhere, keep blowing bubbles in the air.

Puff, puff, puff.  Chase some bubbles.   Puff...  Pop your troubles.
Puff...  Make some doubles.    Puff...  Blow more bubbles.
Form: Lyric

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