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Gargamel’s Lament

Deep in his lair with a scowl and a sneer,
Gargamel grumbled, "They're still not here!"
He plotted and paced, he ranted and swore,
Yet Smurfs slipped away like they had before.

Azrael yawned, unimpressed with the plan,
Another bad scheme from a not-so-great man.
"Turn them to gold? Make Smurf stew?"
But every attempt just fell right through!

He set up a trap with a cunning disguise,
Dressed as a granny with twinkling eyes.
But Smurfs just laughed and skipped away,
Leaving him fuming the rest of the day.

He brewed up a potion, bubbling and blue,
Chanting a spell—then POOF! He flew!
Straight through the chimney, out to the trees,
Landing face-first with a swarm of bees.

So Gargamel sighs, as he always must,
His dreams of victory crumbling to dust.
For no matter the trick, the chase, or the strife,
The Smurfs will outsmurf him—such is his life!
Form: Rhyme


Punching Smurfs To See What Colour

their bruises go
spent the whole day without using the

spent nearly a full day using the
Tried only talking in song titles
created silent phonetics
bet my eyes to stay shut
cant see them doing it
turned alight switch nearly off
or was it on
What does blue sound like
type the word as many times as you can
until your
try to design a seat if all my joints were inverted
how come there isn't a peace event in the Olympics- shooting boxing
humanity how you make me chuckle
Sometimes could watch that oil slick waterfall you created consume you all
if if it wasn't for kindness i would kill you all
what does the world look like for Taz
what flavour Pikachu
Pickled Rickily
Happy birthday Surprise
this is your you birthday party
stretch the freee with the ease of an e
for always got got
one just gone

1958

Hillary drives a vehicle to the south pole,
Gibson gives us the Flying V.
In football we can now score an extra two points,
and Legos blocks first hit the street.

50 inches of snow on Mason Dixon line,
no one makes baseball’s Hall of Fame.
This new Velcro stuff will hold on to things just fine,
Alaska is newest state name. 

Faulkner calls public schools “future babysitters”,
“Volare” named song of the year.
Eisenhower’s world broadcast comes to us from space,
his message is heard loud and clear.

Women in the UK serve in the House of Lords,
there’s moving sidewalks in Texas.
Explorer I hits space, but II is a big dud,
Ted Williams spits in fan’s faces.

In Russia, Laika’s body meets a fiery end,
when Sputnik II falls with a blaze.
Bank of America sends out their credit cards,
causing a new kind of world craze.

9000 scientists call for nuclear ban,
we test 100 times this year.
Nuclear bomb can fall on a house in Morse Bluff, 
but baseball players must wear protective gear.

Vanguard I is the first to measures the Earth’s shape,
Sugar Ray is now five-time champ.
George joins Paul and John to create the Quarrymen,
Elvis Presley goes to boot camp.

NASA is created to run new moon program,
Clif Notes now used in the high school.
Alan Freed gets kicked off the job up in Boston,
The Smurfs make their TV Debut.

Eddie Arcaro rides his 4000th winner,
‘Catch a Falling Star’ turns to gold.
Boris Pasternak refuses his Nobel Prize,
the Khrushchev reign starts to take hold.

An F-104 flies to record altitude,
at speeds that have never been seen.
Seawolf remains below the Artic pole longer,
than anyone has ever been.
 
After 26 years the stamp goes up one cent,
Huckelberry is the new TV star.
Syria and Egypt decided to unite,
Nasser heads the new U.A.R.

The world is moving along at such breakneck speed,
it’s hard to know what’s going on.
Meanwhile I’m still here in Wakenda Missouri, 
crawling in diapers out on the lawn.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Christmas Writing

Inside a classroom of a Fourth-grade elementary pupils in early 1990s, pupils were asked by their Speech and Writing teacher to write anything about Christmas.

  One male pupil, not a good reader/writer, wrote something else in an acrostic form...

C - Christ, cousins, casino, church, caroling, 
      Christmas cards, candies, Christmas
      Tree, Chess, Care Bears, chocolates, 
      ChocNut

H - Happy family, Handycam, homily, ham, 
      hunting, horse, hope

R - Relatives, recycling,  renovation, recital, 
      roller coaster, roller skating, rowing, 
      running, restaurant, rent payment 
      Red Riding Hood, Robin Hood,
      Richie Rich, Rumplestiltskin 

I -  Inspirational people, icicles, ice cream,
      igloo, ibex, Intramurals

S - Snow, snowman, superheroes, Santa Claus,      
      saints, Snow White, Simpsons, sparrows, 
      squirrels, Sesame Street

T - Trips, television, tennis, table tennis,
      trouser, typhoon, tornado, Typewriter,
      Telephone, Telephone booth,
      tranquilizer,  The Flintstones, Tom and Jerry, 
      The Jetsons, turkey

M - Mother, Mary, minister, magic, monkey, 
      Mary See, medicines, money, motel,
      Mickey Mouse, Mr. Bean, Miss Universe
      pageant, movies, My Teacher, My 2 crush

A - Angels, Angelus prayer, ABBA and all 
      good, beautiful "A"s in this World

S - Sweater, stars, sand, singing, strolling,
      spelunking,  skateboarding, swimming,
      skydiving, skiing, Smurfs, Scrabble, soup


  Every pupil was called to read his/her own writing in front of the class. The said male pupil was asked about her two (2) crush with initials "OK" and "MS" and said:
"OK is the female Belarusian gymnast who introduced the deadly 'Korbut flip' in the World Olympics and "MS is the young, great tennis player from Yugoslavia."
Form: Prose

Fun Fete

I got to dance with Cinderella 
And boogie with Snow White 
Under the stardust of Capella
And the fairies of night 

All those pixies beckon me to play 
Hide and seek with elves nice 
The smartest smurfs would like me to stay 
In their small paradise 

Barbie tells me my prince is waiting 
At the end of rainbow 
And Belle wants me participating 
With the Beast in her show

Tinker Bell sprinkles some pixie dust 
And I float in the sky 
All it takes is some magic and trust 
To pass Peter Pan by 

Ariel welcomes me to party
With little mermaid friends 
I join them for a dinner hearty
That's how my fun fete ends


12.07.2020


116 words

For Caren Krutsinger's "Fun with Fictional beings" contest
Form: Rhyme


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