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My right foot was swollen along with my middle toe
the doctor gave me antibiotics for infection shows
The swelling was reduced and hopefully I'll be cure
but my dog Sassy has become slightly absurd
Sassy licks my foot with attention to that toe she craves
when ever I lie in bed barefoot to rest at end of the day
At first I didn't notice with diabetes hard for me to feel
but a slight sensation and I look to reveal
The silly girl dog was licking my foot like a meal
Sassy what are you doing what is the big deal
I hung my foot over the bed but she jumped to the floor
and she continue licking my foot even more
So I have to wear a sock and she sniffs and whines
is she a nurse dog or wanting to dine
Cosmo was watching her lick my foot wondering why
so the big boy sniffed it than left the room to hide
Sassy is silly and when I lie in bed
she eagerly wants me barefoot as if she is to be fed
Some dogs can smell illness and can be train to alarm
Sassy enjoys licking my sick foot I guess there is no harm.
Nineteen nosey newts nudged nasty nautical nannies
Eighteen eager ermines excitedly edged everyone’s ego
Seventeen sacred slugs sat sideways searching seagulls
Sixteen slippery snails slid southwards sipping sangria
Fifteen flowery foxes fell forward fondling fuchsias
Fourteen frantic fleas froze fighting frightening fanatics
Twelve twiddling tigers told thirteen tasteless tales
Eleven elderly elephants embellished eighteen ebony earrings
Ten terrified tardy ticks tricked two thirsty Turkish tramps
Nine naughty nasal know-it-alls knew nothing nearing knowledge
Eight elastic earthworms echoed eighty edgy Egyptians
Seven solemn snakes slithered slowly sensing sunshine
Six sassy silk-moths sceptically squished spinach selfishly
Five funny fatties feared following fancy French fashion
Four fantastic faithful Finnish flies faked famous farcical facelifts
Three tenacious terriers thrilled twelve tipsy throbbing thespians
Two tireless Tanzanian tapirs tittle tattled tirelessly throughout Tuesday
One obedient oily octopus offered obnoxious orangutans oranges outrageously
When I first brought Cosmo home from the pound
he and Sassy played all day running around
But Cosmo started biting her on the neck
so for play Sassy gave Cosmo the reject
Cosmo determine to have his way
would hunt Sassy and try to force play
He still bit her made her cry
Sassy bite him back was my reply
But Sassy was submissive and wouldn't try
Cosmo is spoiled and won't be deny
This morning again I heard Sassy being chased
Cosmo had bit her she yelped running to her hiding place
Hear Cosmo growling than suddenly a scream
Cosmo wailing high pitch to the extreme
I called for him and he came limping to my room
all gravel in hunch back yelping and whining resume
I try to comfort him and saw no blood
he was shaken but not broken gave him a hug
Sassy was looking so innocence and amused
for Cosmo big ego she had abused
Sassy must have bit the big boy back
maybe now he will go easy on the attack
Nothing broken but his pride
Big Boy Cosmo would indeed survive
after I comfort him and calmed him down
he and Sassy together sleeping I found
Sassy lift her head up with a smile on her face
Cosmo my big giant puppy had been put in his place.
She met him in a back alley in Sin City
that smelled of urine and cheap perfume.
A place where drugged-out girls went;
to sell their bodies for enough cash to buy their next fix.
She was a beautiful, sassy seductress
with an in-your-face attitude.
He approached her from the shadows,
startling her: as she baited him with obscene gestures.
But instead of arousing him, she saw a tear in his eye.
He asked her if she knew who Jesus was.
But before she could answer, he gave her a book, the Bible.
She had heard of Jesus from others before,
yet she had shown little interest.
But this man seemed different
than those fire-and-brimstone preachers.
He told her a story of a prostitute much like herself;
that the Son of God forgave and embraced.
He spoke to her, not about her,
and it felt strange, in a good way,
summoning a smile to her lips.
She never felt worthy of Jesus' love,
till he assured her she was wrong.
He asked her to read the book because it was written for her.
And as he disappeared into the night,
she whispered; I will.
He has a double coat with fur thick and smooth
for winter he loves in the cold he's in his groove
But the summer heat makes me worry for him
because Cosmo never wants to come in
107 to hot for me, Sassy naps inside with the AC
but tanning in the Sun Cosmo silly is he can be
Have to get him in afraid of heat stroke
got plenty of drinking water this summer no joke
But Cosmo stands at the door wanting outside
sometimes he emits the softest whimper and cry
does he need to potty or is that cat outside
Out goes Cosmo right into the Sun
guess overheating for him is fun
Get him to come in when he's on a barking spree
It's to hot to bark Cosmo, but he ignores me
Get the big boy in and he lays on the bed
window AC cooling and blowing on his head
I scratch his chest he always wants more
Sassy sniffs him, smiling she he ignores
When I stop with delight he bites my hands
Cosmo in Summer hard to understand.
Genghis loves Godshalls turkey bacon for him I fry
Sassy wants her butter pancake pieces stack high
Love my morning scramble eggs fluffy delight
after a morning prayer we satisfy our appetites
On my plate some bacon and a pancake or two
with a small plate for scramble eggs will nicely do
In their dog food bowls pieces of bacon top
for Sassy pancake pieces pile on, she pleas don't stop
I set their food down and they begin to chow
Genghis only eats his bacon bits and sits awhile
Waiting for Sassy to chomp her pancake feast
than Genghis moves to her bowl for her bacon he eats
She backs up and lets the little fellow eat out of her bowl
Sassy loves her grouchy little Genghis and it shows
I top off my meal with a cup of coffee or two
and let the dogs run outside when they are through
A great way to start a day and even beginning the week
to have a great breakfast with the foods that are a treat.
Very black with sapphire green eyes
but petite and small in size
The black cat had no home for real
she was always outside hunting a meal.
As nature does she had a litter of four
three tabby gray kittens and black one she adore
Never knew what happen to baby black cat
it disappear quick from the pack
Figure someone took it home for a pet
black kittens are lucky like that
So the three tabby grays grew and ween
Pee Wee so small hard to be seen
Pretty One was more solid in color
Big one now was favored by Mother
Outside they lived and came to my place
for the birds and squirrels they chased
Drinking out of the bird bath even the small
And my dogs love to bark at them mother and all
Soft hearted fool I am set out water and food for four
Neighbor said the cats were his but to them he ignore
So every morning they meow for me
I fill their bowls under the tree
And Cosmo and Sassy bark at the cats and me
but somehow this is how it came to be
Notice Big One was suddenly gone
Did he decide to himself time to move on
But Pretty One and Pee Wee happy to stay
so three cats in my yard daily invade
If Cosmo barking gets to extreme
I spray the cats with the hose kinda mean
They scat back across the street and stare
but always return for the food is here
CatDog he named the small mother cat
no imagination for her awful name in fact
Sabrina I think of her with those eyes of green
black silky coat and a temper mean
Three cats are left but feel two will leave
Mother cat is pregnant again more soon to feed.
When little Genghis refuses to eat
won't even sniff his favorite treats
There is one thing he can't refuse
Nacho Cheese Doritos to the rescue.
Doritos of Nacho Cheese, Nacho Cheese
The crunchy crispy cheesy flavor sure to please
Makes you smile and wag your tail
Eat as a snack or with a meal.
Sassy knows by her nose
opening a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
She whimpers and whines begging to dine
For the taste of Nacho Cheese Doritos divine.
Doritos of Nacho Cheese, Nacho Cheese
The crunchy crispy cheesy flavor sure to please
Makes you smile and wag your tail
Eat as a snack or with a meal.
Yes I am guilty of crunching a few
Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos or two
They can't be beat flavor at its peak
Munching on those Nacho Cheese Doritos treat.
Doritos of Nacho Cheese, Nacho Cheese
The crunchy crispy cheesy flavor sure to please
Makes you smile and wag your tail
Eat as a snack or with a meal.
Tail wagging good...
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Dear Heart- Wiishkobe Ode
Beautiful
as the mysterious twilight sky,
gentle
as an exotic butterfly.
A Sassy Lady
long blond locks,
stunning in lavender,
phenomenal woman she is.
An artist in deep, arousing,
emotional poems
all she conceived
with heartbreaking
labor endured.
She dances
her heart's content
then walks away
with a glimmering
spark in her eye.
I can read her mind.
She has a deep love of the arts,
classical music,
reading, nature, meditation,
books, vintage jewelry and clothing.
With playful flirtation
as excitement arouses
her kittens are her love.
A tribute to our wonderful lady Dear Heart
9/19/2019
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