Long Patterson Poems

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'bound For Mental Institutions'

Silk & Diamond, Kanye West,
Marcellus Wiley, Isiah Thomas,
Jason Whitlock, R C Maxwell,
Angela Staton King, Umar Johnson,
Paris Dennard, Darrell Scott,
Ben Carson, F Lee Francis,
Tammy Bruce, Mark Levin,
Jeremy Hunt, Charrise Lane,
Carol Swain, Felecia Killings,
Ben Shapiro, Tyrus,
Adam Carolla,
Kat Timpf, Winsome Sears,
Jennifer Ruth Green, David Webb,
Rob Smith, C J Jordan,
Bob Johnson, Vernon Jones,
Herschel Walker, Robert Maxwell,
Byron Donalds, Melik Abdul,
Paula White, Thomas Rodgers,
Raymond Jackson, Lawrence Jones,
Janelle King, Jessica Millan Patterson,
Jesse Lee Peterson, Karen Lake,
Randy Quaid and Jeff Sessions.


Premium Member THINKING BOUT FREEDOM

Thinking ‘bout freedom’ ain’t it funny?
Brown dirt roads and jars of honey, household stalls
Coins and ‘paper money’ days you could find what you needed along of main streets
Thinking Albury-Wodonga the Hume highways sweep
The Murray Basin cattle; wheat and sheep
A telescopic rod, my dad thought real neat, 
Stereo speakers on a (black box pye) cool and functional
Streets ice cream we’d buy
Colvan crisps or might be Smiths; they are the
Borderline choices, that hit my miss. I hear
Now that Topher; is around these old parts?
Hitting the ether and telling of some
Rorts’ and of agenda 2030, that real bad plan
Persevering for freedom, trying to
Demo that contrived foreign wall planned’ 
It’s not that its (real visible) but it’s hard,
And cruel to all.  Upon its ramparts crouch
Traitors who denounce; us aware’ as
Dils and fools, and the ways of the free
Living? They are as poison to them all!
So we blast out real messages in any
Damn way that we can call.  Check out Hoody & Bosie
The (white rabbit). And more, taking a stand!  Max Egan
Jhonny Larter… Prof. Ian Brighthope Neil Patterson and so many
From our own shores, dip into the alternative, give it a go.
Maybe you’ll want more? Think what happened to
Gunbower & Phillip Islands…small farmers (had to go!).
Now check the rear-view mirror…
Before you’re driven off of your own bloody feilds; streets and
Wide roads.’

©Joe Maverick November 2025

Bathroom Engaged

There he blows
on his way to the gents
Book in hand
we all know 
this is where 
he shall be occupied
for the next half hour

Imagination envisages
him making himself 
comfortable
There for a duration
Intent on sinking 
his teeth into several chapters
of the latest James Patterson

Belt slowly snakes
to the floor as he sits there
concentrating 
on task in progress
with trousers half mast 
supported by knees
Book on lap

A certain familiar 
thunder echoes 
through the house
Stench slowly seeping
through under door
Leaves mum running
for the air fragrancers

Doors and windows
are opened as mother
tries to ‘air’ the house
as she goes about 
her business cleaning
the house until it shines
bright as a freshly minted coin

Eventually father emerges
Fresh and relaxed
Missing one gas mask
Mum trepidly takes a breath
and dives into the bathroom
Intent on finishing her work
disguising Dad’s omissions

Bathroom engaged again
Mother’s work never done
and yet as she vacates
a beautiful flowery scent
followers her through 
The empty room vacantly awaiting 
Welcoming next guest.

Premium Member Musical Partners

Basking under moonlight glow
midst meteor rainfall wish
hearts struck with Cupid's arrow
soar high by love's blissful swish...

Enthralled around each other's warm embrace
their endearing gaze reflects partner's face
expressing care along joyous terrain
to conquer pain by compassion's gain...

As music wades, echoing grievous tone
they bend toward horrific end
turning like frozen bone
light* should amend...
now!

1 John 1:5 This then is the message which we have heard of him, and declare unto you, that God is light, and in him is no darkness at all.

February 16, 2026
9th place, "The Vester Step" Poetry Writing Contest
Sponsored by	Jami Patterson	; judged on 2/18/2026
Form: Other

Premium Member As pertaining; to parchment pulling '

As a principled parchment puller, i observe no rules you see .' Its a variable piece of
Lingo' after a dekko, you may well agree.?
It could mean to inflate and flatter.? Or maybe to decieve.? To percieve of superflous natter.? To test what may be
Beleived.? Its a fluid term i do descry..Only an Aussie can' i think? make such really fly.' By all means others may
Use this term, but think on Australia? For
You might well learn.' Laconic we are and
Frugal in words.' But in us burns a bushfire of linguistic terms, i cite other
Parchment pullers Patterson, Lawson just
Two.' Historical giants, Dorethea MacKeller
I'll add,  Brian Woodlys which brings it to a 
foursome, how.
His song lyrics will
Always ring true.' then little Alison Smith
Is climbing up poetry's rungs, mind you'
 its real
Early stages, Though.. I guess she's my 
no two? ( yeah thats the one')
Precious and precocious, but no doubt
 i'll just have to make do.? Its like that
 on the dirt track..You go along  to get
 along..And maybe down the 
ranges? As you travel on; and on'
That bonding of mateship, transpires; up
 to rise' just like the mighty red gums, 
that line the
Jagged ridged skies, so onto SUZ and to
 Laurie and Deb M; Doug G, hats off to
All of you too, from me.', theres a
 blackend old can a
Boiling, if you'll stop and take a brew.?
 The damper in pan is forming, and i'll 
break it; with all of youse.' Look we can
 all pull out some parchment; by 
God!! And so we'll do.' as the billy can gurgles
And the whip-bird calls out grand. We'll 
talk on; of our Australia.One rich and truly varied land.'
Form: Ballad


Premium Member Fleeting Fame

Guy Patterson worked in his family's appliance store.
However, he was destined to achieve much more.
This drummer led a garage band from Erie, Pennsylvania
to become famous all over America.

With some help from Playtone label's Mr. White,
the Wonders ascended to an unbelievable height.
After a spot on a national network television show,
the four man group saw their popularity grow.

Band member Jimmy had differences with his girl, Fay.
Totally annoyed, Jimmy quit and walked away.
Despite this tragic and unexpected thing,
this story still managed to have a happy ending.

Based on the 1996 film "That Thing You Do".
Form: Rhyme

2 aussie clerihews 2 aussie limericks

the back of burke lived mick dundee
the story went he was bitten by a croc and became an amputee
they took him all the way to the big smoke
but the folks there could never understand him when he spoke
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mulga bill
said "i can ride a bike from here to brazil" 
the folks from eaglehawk laughed at the sight
when into the water bill and bike took flight
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once a aussie yobbo named pete 
who only wore thongs on his feet
a bunion grew on his toes
and a red wart on his nose
over were his days at the beach
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there once was a jackaroo
who went by the name of blue
work all day in the sun
at night he`d have much fun
when his brain got too much CO2

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*mulga bill-based on poem muga bills bicycle by banjo patterson
*eaglehawk was a town outside of bendigo, victoria-australia, but now a suburb of bendigo
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*aussie slang interpretations:
yobbo-unruly young person
jackaroo-a young man working on a sheep or cattle station
thongs-flip-flops
back of burke-remote area/outback
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Jan 26 is Australia Day-to all Aussies, happy Oz day
© Markus Jay  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Clerihew

Premium Member ICE

MY JAMAICAN TALIBAN IDENTITY THIEVES THERE WAS TONI JAMAICAN JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY SEATED WITH DELITA BERNICE PENNY AKA JULIE PENNY A JAMAICAN TALIBAN FEMALE DRUG CARTEL FROM LIVERPOOL PRISON TO CANADA TO WEST PALM BEACH HOUSING A WIDE RANGE OF IDENTITY POCKET OF NOTHINGNESS CRAVING MY DEATH THROUGH TAMPA GENERAL HOSPITAL DATA BREACH NO FEAR OF JAMAICAN MURDERS SUGAR CANE PEDDLERS HACKING INTO MEDICAL INFORMATION SHAME ON YOU GIRL I DIDN'T FEAR YOUR SCUM WHEN YOU ARRIVED WITH YOUR GUNMAN I CERTAINLY DON'T FEAR DELITA BERNICE PENNY AKA JULIE PENNY LIVERPOOL CONVICTED FELON 9 YEARS SMUGGLING DRUGS FROM CANADA TO ENGLAND BACK TO PATTERSON NEW JERSEY DRUG SMUGGLERS JAMAICAN MULES.MULES STINKING MULES STEALING AMERICAN IDENTITIES TO FUND YOUR NETWORK OF FRAUD DATA BREACHES JAMAICAN TALIBAN CULT ICE WILL REMOVE YOUR OPERATION FROM WEST PALM BEACH BACK TO THE WEST INDIES 

GOD BLESS AMERICA
Form: Naat

The Ghost of Frankenstein - Things to Come

You’d recreate a military hero?
Macarthur, maybe? Nimitz? Pershing? Sherman?
Or would you choose a leader from the past?
Suppose you went for Mussolini – Nero –
(I can’t remember what they called that German):
but stuff like this is happening today -
(the things that they can do with DNA!)
One rumour is, we’re getting Ethel Merman!
You’d vote for Conway Twitty? Not so fast!
My feeling is, they’ll hit us with a zero:
I think they’re resurrecting Peewee Herman!

From mitochondria they can remake a
Sean Connery, Kirk Douglas, Michael Caine
(the last one, stop the presses, isn’t dead).
You’ll never lose another LA Laker!
We’re dancing, once again, in purple rain!
For Clyde, revived, his object of devotion
(that’s Bonnie) doesn’t lie across the ocean –
she lives to rob anew! Should your disdain
extend to pets, we’ll soon have Mister Ed -
why shouldn’t we? Floyd Patterson, Ma Baker,
the Brady Bunch - George Harrison - John Wayne!

What bothers me is how can we survive it?
Reconstitute a monster from a husk?
Does nothing have importance any more?
They seize our human life and they deprive it
of all its worth. They take a mammoth’s tusk,
and somehow turn it into Lena Horne.
They tell us The Messiah isn’t born,
but next thing that you know, they’ve made Dean Rusk!
They won't bring back Rabindranath Tagore!
What’s next? you ask. They’ve managed to contrive it -
we’re stuck for ever more with Elon Musk!
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member A letter to Julian

Dear Julian, congratulations on you gaining your freedom
May you keep a level head in the turbulence that will attempt to
Sweep you away..Take time with your faithful wife and the
Children you were removed from..Bear with them for its
Not easy when they have a famous parent, kiss the ground
Of our country for me is one request i have.' The other is
Will you find time for 'the freedom movement at home?)
In particular Graham Hood and Jhonny Larter, also  Nick Patterson and Riccardo Bosi..Who were all subject to tyranny as well as our whole country, there will be attempts
To steer you towards a globalist leaning.' Yet you are big
Enough and battler enough' I wish you Gods blessing until
We meet, Joe.!
Form: Narrative

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