Long Orcs Poems

Or Bored With The Rings

Carved into a tree in Mirkwood:
Watch out for Treebeard, girls. He's fast!

On a restroom wall in the Shire:
Hoo boy! that Bilbo Baggins,
I'm so tired of His Naggins.

 
Scribbled on the pink...

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I now walk with the young Emmanuel
In his gardens of trees and flowers
Out of the darkness of my lasting den
Where the two monsters kept me without end

In the house of horrors and orcs 
I felt...

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Ukraine is putting up a brave fight and is not giving in
A two finger salute to that murderer, Vladimar Putin
For eight months now they've held out in their cities 
Dispite missiles, murder, rape and other...

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The forest was dark but echoed with sound as the orcs and the goblins horns blew all round. 
Their forces they gathered to scour the land and to smite all resistance, to bring down their...

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There's a rumor going around. Mythical little
Stocky men called Dwarves are living in Gem
Mountain.
They're mining jewels of all kinds down below.
Heard tell they're exceptionally skilled in the art
Of Smith metal working steel which explains all
The...

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My chair, 
at times over 
the past twelve weeks
my prison cell. 
Seven weeks more 
before my sentence
is completed. 
But today,
my chair is going to be
my time machine.

Not flashy and gaudy,
with a Christmas display
of flashing, colorful...

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It was a dark and stormy night, or so the story goes
Another of those wondrous tales to keep us on our toes
Like looking glass and wonderland, grim witches and their spells
Peter Pan and his lost...

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12/22/14



Props to the original Baggins
And his bravery towards the dragons
While he could've stayed behind with the wagons


Just a hobbit and quite the comic
But he should've watched it
And use all logic
Before trying to put on the...

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Many a God dwells in the great world tree of the Asgards
But the strongest one of them all is the one who holds
The power of storms wrathful in the palm of his hands
You can hear...

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Why is it I feel like this?
Is there something I have missed?
For on this day I feel so sad
When years ago I'd have been glad
Why must I grow up this way?
Can't I fight for one...

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Brisk the air, a fall breeze sways the tree on this new land. 
Forest druids can be seen but be wary on approach. 
Most of the land still stays unmanned. 
Streams flow through the forest...

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Frolicking through the woods pale light, elves do sing and fairies delight.
Searching for a hidden place, where pixies sing and children race.
Do beware the wicked trolls, who guard the bridge and steal your gold.
Cross the...

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Sam Adams one night
Went to bed after drinking 
a bit too much rum
He found himself in a dark forest 

He looked up and found 
He was not alone
There were creatures 

Looking at him
With evil in...

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1/7/16


With zero remorse
Jumped off the porch
To play all sorts of sports

Because time is short
And before you know it, you might just be a corpse

All things run their course
So continue forth
Instead of always trying to abort
Around...

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When my parents
returned from England 
   They brought me 
a leather bound copy of the Hobbit
    Now it sits proudly 
on my bookshelf 
   What a fantastic story!
Full...

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I once had a ring, or should I say, it once had me... 
it made me vanish, isn't it good, my precious ring? 

it asked me to wear it and make way to its masters...

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In my fantasy world in the night,
I walk among you before first light.
Garbed in gray, long beard of white,
staff in hand I am ready to fight.
Wizard Moonstone is my name,
with magic and wisdom I am...

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The elves were not mean enough to harm the orcs themselves
They recruited mercenaries and winged monkeys from the North
They marauders flew into the valley on Tuesday whooping and hollering
Should we have done this? The elves...

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In a home inside a farm,
There's a man who lives alone,
Shunned by everyone 
For trying to stand for his own color once. 

Thunders and lightnings, 
Even the gods and the wind
Conspire to extinguish his flame...

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Three-legged run
Dactyl fun

Noble gas
Royal pass

Bad dad jokes
Pun man, yoked

Aragorn
Heir is born

Arkenstone
Thorin's Moan

Slip ring on
Hide, not gone

One ring don
Wraith track on

Elven blade
Orcs afraid

Twitterverse
Scold, coerce

Metaverse
Feeling worse

Instagram
Yes, I am!

YouTube feed
How, indeed!

TikTok feed
Eyes now bleed

Progeny
Two’s now three

Trinity
Godhead three
 
Will...

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